BREAKING: Allen West (R-Crazytown, Lame Duckville) wants voting machines impounded.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_martin_county/allen-west-patrick-murphy-district-18-race-results-99-percent-of-precincts-reporting-murphy-winner

Sources say that upon the machines being impounded, West will then stick the machines in a bucket and shoot off a gun next to it in an attempt to coerce the machines into saying that voters actually voted for West and not Patrick Murphy.

[mzmolly]

1. If nothing else, perhaps we can all agree on voting reform?

[SaveAmerica]

2. Doesn't he realize he might expose Rep. Election Fraud?

[Blue Owl]

3. I'd be glad to test each one individually with a sledgehammer

and go back to paper ballots any day.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Florida actually has paper ballots again, thankfully.

Thanks to our last somewhat sane governor.

[Panasonic]

5. Request denied. Allen West is hereby fined $500,000 for wasting court time.

Florida law is clear: The recount trigger is at LESS than half of 1%. Murphy won with .9%.

You want to fuck with the voting machines? Fine, let's break open one of those closed source electronic machine and see how many fake votes were created.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Can we have Allen West impounded instead?

[tblue]

7. I want Allen West impounded.

But go ahead and impound this and snythung else. I think there are plenty additional Dem votes that could be uncovered all over this country.

[Ganja Ninja]

8. He's a desperate insane scumbag.

He's a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. Mark my words, this guy is going to turn violent at some point.