Freepville is a funeral parlor.

[Wait Wut]

They're plotting their escape. Same thing going on on their FB site.

[LisaLynne]

1. I hear ...

Mars is lovely this time of year.

[calimary]

2. How 'bout the planet Kolob?

Sorry. No pity. I consider it PAYBACK. For bush junior, twice, and fucking reagan twice, too.

[Rob H.]

16. + a bajillion

Anyone who was flat-out stupid enough to vote for Dubya twice and Flip Flopney this time deserves a Hulk-style cock-punching, not sympathy.

[mindwalker_i]

22. Hey, I like Mars

Don't ruin is with those guys.

[rurallib]

3. are they moving to Canada to avoid socialism?

[etherealtruth]

7. Hahahaha

[Wait Wut]

8. Well, a thread on their FB page...

...mentions a 50' boat and, I believe, Honduras.

[jmowreader]

19. A fifty-foot boat is only big enough for about twelve people

Oh wait...

[Wait Wut]

24. There's one problem

All 12 of those SS checks will need a forwarding address. Not sure how Medicare will work when they're floating around in the ocean, either.

[quinnox]

4. I'm looking forward to diving in and reading their whining later on tonight

[deutsey]

5. They are screwn

[Uben]

6. Oh? They've up-graded?

It was a shit hole!

[BlueState]

9. But, but, but...

.. the polls are skewed and Nate Silver is an idiot.

Wrong again Freepers.

[Gregorian]

10. Nothing says "sad" like limp, cold teabags.

[babylonsister]

13. The image...I love it!

I know I shouldn't celebrate, but I am!

[derby378]

11. What the fuck are they complaining about?

Did the Democrats retake the House or something? Cry me a river, already.

[babylonsister]

15. How the heck are you, derby?

Long time since I've seen you; I hope you are well.

[derby378]

25. Hey there, sister!

I'm at the Carol Kent watch party in North Dallas right now. We're watching the election results on the big screen and stuffing ourselves with Italian food made by a Democrat-friendly restaurant. Overall, I'm hanging in there, with the occasional struggles. How are you?

[babylonsister]

28. I'm happy to

read you're doing well; I'm a happy camper this a.m.!! It couldn't have gone much better than it did last night. How do you spell relief??!!

[Honeycombe8]

12. I still can't get on there. Don't know how you all are getting on. I get server error.

[Wait Wut]

17. A lot of them are having trouble, too.

Looks like it's unstable and could blow at any minute.

Here's their FB page. Almost as much fun.
http://www.facebook.com/groups/26012226159/

[Caroline-Vivienne]

14. Freeper Hysterical Comment - funniest of the night

My favorite of the night so far!!!


'Fox just called PA for Obama. Seriously, Reps need to stop being teased by this blue state that never puts out.'

[Wait Wut]

18. LOL!

Well, at least one of them has a sense of humor!

[Kingofalldems]

20. They're gonna 'succeed' from the Union.

[Wait Wut]

21. Uh huh...

...I think what they meant to say is the Union will succeed without them.

[coeur_de_lion]

23. They will never learn to spell will they?

I remember the noted Theodore H. White wrote in "Making of the President 1964," "Democrats are for Santa Claus, Republicans are for Virtue." With all the moochers in this country, how can we compeat against that? White called it very well, even then.

[sufrommich]

26. "Time to go increasingly Galt, maybe even in Canada."

Wait, what?

[Wait Wut]

27. Looks like they've given up on Canada.

They're now discussing Germany or Switzerland. They really have no idea what's going on outside of their own shithole, do they?