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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe ASSCLOWN at The Grocery Store
.... Today was the once a week trip to the grocery store since we live 20 miles from the nearest major grocery store and we also did some washing.
Well going through the checkout there was a Assclown just bitching up a storm of the normal anti Obama rehtoric.. you know the points.. ant small biz..Obamacare...high unemployment...ect ect.......
Well he went to bag a loaf Jewish Rye and so I decided to screw with him and I said did you know that if Romney is elected he will enact a law that Jewish Rye will be renamed to Mormon Rye and Coffee Coke and Alcohol will contraband if bought... His response.. I did not know that, I wished I had known that before I mailed my ballot...
The cashier and I could not contain ourselves and we busted out laughing. He stormed out angry..
God help us...ALL.
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The ASSCLOWN at The Grocery Store (Original Post)
rsmith6621
Nov 2012
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Hepburn
(21,054 posts)1. Soooooooooo.....Kosher will be replaced with???
Thanks for the laugh!
Quixote1818
(28,968 posts)2. Bill Burr has a story about the same guy
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)5. LOL--I like Bill Burr.
Champion Jack
(5,378 posts)3. nice work
frylock
(34,825 posts)4. if you can't reason with these idiots, you may as well fuck with them!
i told one fool today that i was reading the koran with one of my obama phones.
hopeforthebest
(26 posts)6. After all this tension, I really needed a good laugh.
Thank you, kind sir.