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drm604

(16,230 posts) Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:12 PM Nov 2012

Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-promises-any-pennsylvanian-who-votes-for-hi,30219

LANGHORNE, PA—In an attempt to sway any voters who remain undecided in the Democratic-leaning state, Republican candidate Mitt Romney announced Friday that any resident of Pennsylvania who votes for him in the upcoming election can have his wife, Ann, for one hour.
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At press time, Romney was assuring female voters that their support will guarantee them one private night with his five sons at the family’s lake house in New Hampshire.

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Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour (The Onion) (Original Post) drm604 Nov 2012 OP

That would result in an Obama landslide. Fawke Em Nov 2012 #1

Hmm. Who gets the better deal women or men flamingdem Nov 2012 #2

Hilarious, thanks. Yeah, reminds me of all the people who said Sarah was so 'pretty' - hey, anyone codjh9 Nov 2012 #3

Got a source from a different national media company? jenw2 Nov 2012 #4

Is that a serious question? drm604 Nov 2012 #5

I am straining not to belly laugh at work nt BootinUp Nov 2012 #7

C'mon, it's on the Internet. It must be true. Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2012 #8

This is from "The Onion". Have you heard of it? marezdotes Nov 2012 #9

How many of us are familiar with The Onion 4_TN_TITANS Nov 2012 #11

Try here. LeftyMom Nov 2012 #13

Wow. You made it until 277 posts. nt msanthrope Nov 2012 #16

LINK: pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #17

We used to have a spit-take smiley. TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #19

The Onion is a trusted Republican source. Why would you need a different media source? L0oniX Nov 2012 #22

BFD. It takes 3 hours to thaw her out. Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 #6

THAT is funny . russspeakeasy Nov 2012 #10

inquiring mind wants to know.... madrchsod Nov 2012 #14

Oh, shit--seltzer through the nose and onto the keyboard!!! nt msanthrope Nov 2012 #15

Daaaamn!!! RedSpartan Nov 2012 #20

Ba-da-bing. hifiguy Nov 2012 #21

i could`t stand her for 1 nano second..... madrchsod Nov 2012 #12

If that happened, then Bohunk68 Nov 2012 #18

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)

1. That would result in an Obama landslide.

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:13 PM

Nov 2012

I can't imagine anyone wanting to spend an hour with any Romney.

flamingdem

(39,321 posts)

2. Hmm. Who gets the better deal women or men

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:13 PM

Nov 2012

This might appeal to a certain variety of repuke!

codjh9

(2,781 posts)

3. Hilarious, thanks. Yeah, reminds me of all the people who said Sarah was so 'pretty' - hey, anyone

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:14 PM

Nov 2012

that EVIL/stupid/wrong is about as attractive as roadkill.

jenw2

(374 posts)

4. Got a source from a different national media company?

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:16 PM

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drm604

(16,230 posts)

5. Is that a serious question?

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:16 PM

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BootinUp

(47,187 posts)

7. I am straining not to belly laugh at work nt

Reply to drm604 (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:29 PM

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Gidney N Cloyd

(19,847 posts)

8. C'mon, it's on the Internet. It must be true.

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:29 PM

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marezdotes

(110 posts)

9. This is from "The Onion". Have you heard of it?

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:32 PM

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4_TN_TITANS

(2,977 posts)

11. How many of us are familiar with The Onion

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:47 PM

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and STILL been caught off guard?

LeftyMom

(49,212 posts)

13. Try here.

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:57 PM

Nov 2012

http://literallyunbelievable.org/

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)

16. Wow. You made it until 277 posts. nt

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:58 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

17. LINK:

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:05 PM

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http://yougotpunkedbytheonion.com/

TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)

19. We used to have a spit-take smiley.

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:10 PM

Nov 2012

Where the fuck did that go?

L0oniX

(31,493 posts)

22. The Onion is a trusted Republican source. Why would you need a different media source?

Reply to jenw2 (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:49 PM

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Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

6. BFD. It takes 3 hours to thaw her out.

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:28 PM

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russspeakeasy

(6,539 posts)

10. THAT is funny .

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:39 PM

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madrchsod

(58,162 posts)

14. inquiring mind wants to know....

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:57 PM

Nov 2012

what`s her use by date?

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)

15. Oh, shit--seltzer through the nose and onto the keyboard!!! nt

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:57 PM

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RedSpartan

(1,693 posts)

20. Daaaamn!!!

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:13 PM

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hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

21. Ba-da-bing.

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:14 PM

Nov 2012

He'll be here all week folks! Tip those bartenders and waitresses.

madrchsod

(58,162 posts)

12. i could`t stand her for 1 nano second.....

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:55 PM

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Bohunk68

(1,364 posts)

18. If that happened, then

Reply to drm604 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:06 PM

Nov 2012

we can expect the population of men turning gay in revulsion to increase.

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