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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRomney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour (The Onion)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-promises-any-pennsylvanian-who-votes-for-hi,30219LANGHORNE, PAIn an attempt to sway any voters who remain undecided in the Democratic-leaning state, Republican candidate Mitt Romney announced Friday that any resident of Pennsylvania who votes for him in the upcoming election can have his wife, Ann, for one hour.
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At press time, Romney was assuring female voters that their support will guarantee them one private night with his five sons at the familys lake house in New Hampshire.
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At press time, Romney was assuring female voters that their support will guarantee them one private night with his five sons at the familys lake house in New Hampshire.
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Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour (The Onion) (Original Post)
drm604
Nov 2012
OP
Hilarious, thanks. Yeah, reminds me of all the people who said Sarah was so 'pretty' - hey, anyone
codjh9
Nov 2012
#3
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)1. That would result in an Obama landslide.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to spend an hour with any Romney.
flamingdem
(39,321 posts)2. Hmm. Who gets the better deal women or men
This might appeal to a certain variety of repuke!
codjh9
(2,781 posts)3. Hilarious, thanks. Yeah, reminds me of all the people who said Sarah was so 'pretty' - hey, anyone
that EVIL/stupid/wrong is about as attractive as roadkill.
jenw2
(374 posts)4. Got a source from a different national media company?
drm604
(16,230 posts)5. Is that a serious question?
BootinUp
(47,187 posts)7. I am straining not to belly laugh at work nt
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)8. C'mon, it's on the Internet. It must be true.
marezdotes
(110 posts)9. This is from "The Onion". Have you heard of it?
4_TN_TITANS
(2,977 posts)11. How many of us are familiar with The Onion
and STILL been caught off guard?
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)16. Wow. You made it until 277 posts. nt
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)19. We used to have a spit-take smiley.
Where the fuck did that go?
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)22. The Onion is a trusted Republican source. Why would you need a different media source?
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Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)6. BFD. It takes 3 hours to thaw her out.
russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)10. THAT is funny .
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madrchsod
(58,162 posts)14. inquiring mind wants to know....
what`s her use by date?
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)15. Oh, shit--seltzer through the nose and onto the keyboard!!! nt
RedSpartan
(1,693 posts)20. Daaaamn!!!
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hifiguy
(33,688 posts)21. Ba-da-bing.
He'll be here all week folks! Tip those bartenders and waitresses.
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)12. i could`t stand her for 1 nano second.....
Bohunk68
(1,364 posts)18. If that happened, then
we can expect the population of men turning gay in revulsion to increase.