MITT's (WTF) Last Pitch: ‘Tomorrow, we begin a better tomorrow’

[kpete]

“Tomorrow, we begin a new tomorrow. Tomorrow, we begin a better tomorrow. This nation is going to begin to change for the better tomorrow,” he told the crowd of over 3,000 people. “Your work is making a difference. The people of the world are watching. The people of America are watching. We can begin a better tomorrow tomorrow, and with the help of the people in Florida, that’s exactly what’s going to happen.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/11/05/romney-tomorrow-we-begin-a-better-tomorrow/?wprss=rss_election-2012

[meadowlark5]

1. He's kind of plagiarizing Colbert's Super PAC name - A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow

Colbert needs to tell his campaign to stop using his PAC name

[sadbear]

23. I thought he was plagiarizing Little Orphan Annie.

[Turbineguy]

2. Yes Mitt

just like what happened to John McCain.

[Renew Deal]

3. This is true

Because Mitt Romney will fade off of the political landscape.

[Enrique]

4. mabe he got some advice from Frank Luntz

"say 'tomorrow' as much as possible..."

[kysrsoze]

5. Hey, he just said that the day after yesterday! :D

[Generic Other]

6. Followed by Lil' Orphan Annie and Sandy crooning...

The sun will come out tomorrow
bet your bottom dollar...

[MadrasT]

7. Damn straight, because we never have to hear from this jackass again. n/t

[FLyellowdog]

8. And don't forget...

today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday and we'll have something else to think about once today has become yesterday tomorrow. And we'll have WON!!!!!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs to Mitt.

[ashtonelijah]

10. In the words of Dan Quayle...

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

The future will be better tomorrow.

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go FORWARD.

-Dan Quayle

[aletier_v]

11. I hought the "Day After Tomorrow" was an environmental disaster

[lumberjack_jeff]

12. ROFL

“Tomorrow, we begin a new tomorrow. Tomorrow, we begin a better tomorrow. This nation is going to begin to change for the better tomorrow,”

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

[madokie]

13. A rally of three thousand people compared to 20,000 plus for Obama at rallies

Who is going to win this thing again?
No doubt in my mind. Thievery is what worries me though

[Lex]

14. I love you tomorrowwwww, you're only a day awaaaaay!

[BumRushDaShow]

15. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

[codjh9]

16. He's so freakin' creative, eh? "And we'll have a better today, today"? I just heard him on NPR

talking about 'taking America back', which is one of the most hateful/stupid things the Repukes say. Take it BACK? Hell, WE just took it back 4 years ago from the Cheney-Bush Evil Empire.

[hifiguy]

17. 36 more hours and we never need to hear from

that shitweasel again. For that I praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Iterate]

18. Fiddle-dee-dee. I'll think about that tomorrow.

I've failed so far to see that the whole campaign has been about Tara. Silly me, they'll just never get over it.

[muriel_volestrangler]

19. A 'better tomorrow' because we won't have Mitt Romney to kick around anymore (nt)

[October]

20. Stolen from Colbert.

Typical.

[jsr]

21. Meh. Goodbye, crazy lying asshole and yer lying rodent sidekick

[lindysalsagal]

22. Translation: Tomorrow is a latter day!

Catchy, huh?

Altogether, now:

"Theeeeeeeeeeeee


sun will come aaaaawwwwwwwwwt! Tooo---mooooo---rrrrrroooooowwwww!"

The man is a singing fool.

[lonestarnot]

24. What's he gona do, send us all a plate of caviar?

[0rganism]

25. shades of Soundgarden's "Tomorrow begat tomorrow" refrain?

song is "Room a Thousand Years Wide" from Badmotorfinger

ah, songs of my youth, you never disappoint

[DonRedwood]

26. HE FINALLY TOLD THE TRUTH!!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. Tomorrow begins tomorrow??? Who knew?

Another gem:

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." –Mitt Romney (January 2012)

[libertypirate]

28. Hey there Mitt, a better tomorrow on Kolob perhaps

sorry that's the beer. Couldn't help a little drunk posting on election eve.