Sure stealing nuclear secrets is bad but...

[oxymoron]

Have you considered the threat of a gender-neutral Mr. Potato Head?

[Hekate]

1. The wokeness of Potatoes shocks me to the core

[gab13by13]

2. What about the dangers of Disney World?

[Blue Owl]

3. The horror... the horror....

[Ocelot II]

4. And don't forget how Big Bird wanted people to get Covid vaccinations.

The horror, the horror…

[oxymoron]

11. Seriously? Big Bird is a groomer? n/t

[mopinko]

5. or a blow job in the oval office?

or a tan suit on a fine looking black man?

[Norbert]

6. And all those windmills causing cancer and having to flush a toilet 10-15 times.

[Mr.Bill]

12. Of course, now we know

why he was flushing the toilet that much.

[Initech]

7. Or drag queen story hour?

[rubbersole]

8. Or the evil of mail-in voting...

[FuzzyRabbit]

9. The worst: Dijon mustard

[MontanaMama]

10. Come on.

Don’t forget arugula.

Seriously…PBO loved arugula.