Are you concerned the FBI is going to get a search warrant for your residence?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

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	Yes
	1 (3%)
	No
	38 (97%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[doc03]

1. I have already moved all my drugs and AR15 s to

a safe place. Bring it.

[hlthe2b]

2. My doggy girl is lobbying for it (she gets lonesome and would love 30 guys to come play w her)

Me? Will they declutter a bit for me? Move a few other boxes?

[llmart]

3. I consider myself a minimalist so...

they can come in if they want, but they'll be done in about oh, say, ten minutes.

People who know me always kid about how if a robber broke into my place looking for something to steal, he'd probably go back out and bring some stuff in because I have nothing of real value and he'd feel sorry for me.

I like it that way.

[niyad]

4. nahhh. But should I warn them about my pet boa?

[Angleae]

29. Absolutely not. They like surprises. The bigger the better.

[leftyladyfrommo]

5. That would be about 865 on my immediate fear list. nt

[Torchlight]

6. I wish I was that interesting.

FBI Agent: We could serve you with a warning for this bootleg DVD of "Howard the Duck."

Me: Too late, I watched it since then. Where were you 24 hours ago when I needed you?

[Jerry2144]

11. Did you know

That I just destroyed my computer keyboard? I knew I shouldn’t drink soda pop while reading these comments.


Bravo/Brava!

[Raven123]

7. Depends. Will they move the heavier furniture so can vacuum in those hard to get places?

[Jerry2144]

8. Maybe

Could they help me find my other pair of glasses? I set them down and can’t find them

[DemocraticPatriot]

30. I hate it when that happens...

I do it all the time, too

[Beastly Boy]

9. They better not. I got my nail gun locked and loaded.

[BlackSkimmer]

12. Ha! Thread winner!

[Hugin]

10. Maybe they can help me find the remote.

… and my glasses. I can never seem to find my glasses.

[Mr. Ected]

13. I'll let you know in January 2025

[bucolic_frolic]

14. Yes, but I have so much on them they'll wish they hadn't

[FSogol]

15. Yes, I'm afraid they'll find my russian made pee tapes!

[Ohio Joe]

16. Well... I do have some plants...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/127910680

I'm in Colorado though so... Probably safe

[Marcuse]

17. They'd uncover that I am a card carrying member of the radical leftist Democraticunderground.com.

[MiniMe]

26. Oh no, I lost my card, Where can I get a replacement so I can carry one too?

[Marcuse]

31. The Honorable MINI ME. Member since 2005

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Depends

If some radcon terrorists blow something up, my background would probably have them visiting me. After all, the FBI doesn't know my politics.
I guess they wouldn't need a warrant, since I'd invite them in.
So, I probably should go back & change my vote to no.

[John Ludi]

19. Aside from making depressing music

and reading about weird things, I'm probably one of the most boring people I know. Bring it.

Funny thing though; decades ago when I still lived in Detroit, I let a friend who had a certain level of fame as a old Nam protester move in with me temporarily after his girlfriend kicked him out for being a total dirtbag. This was back in the late 80's...so pre-practically everything. The VERY DAY AFTER he moves in, my phone started making weird noises and I would hear people snickering at times when I was talking to friends and such. I figured my phone was tapped and I made a big joke out of it. I would answer the phone by saying "f**k the government, how may I help you?", which resulted in some very festive snickering and LOTS more clicking and beeping sounds.

All of this without the guy having filed any change of address form or anything. I still wonder at how they managed to track the guy, and if they could keep tabs on him THEN, then the ability to keep an eye on some of these domestic terrorist types has to be a LOT more advanced, considering how traceable everything is now. I'd imagine that the main variable would be the human element these days...or maybe TOO much data to sift though.

(EDITED TO MENTION; when I asked my friend about it, he said "oh, they've been following me around since the 60's" and left it at that.)

Just my random thoughts on the matter.

[frogmarch]

20. Well, I did get a recorded message

in a phone call this morning from someone who hinted something like that.

(Just got a new phone and don't have my spam block set up yet.)

[Marthe48]

21. I don't think I'll see them search my house

but if they came, I wish they'd take about 15 boxes away with them. (American Pickers, if you're listening!)

[C_U_L8R]

22. No, but...

they may want to look at Trump Tower, Bedminster and the homes/offices/spiderholes of various cronies and family.

[Caliman73]

23. I am not a left wing activist during the Hoover lead FBI so, no.

If the FBI got a warrant to come to my house, chances are that I did something to bring them there.

I am not saying that there isn't politics or a level of corruption at the FBI. Any human institution is going to have those problems. I am saying that at least, under ANY Democratic Administration, the abuses to which the FBI may be prone, are going to be kept in check. It Trump or a Trump acolyte like DeSantis becomes president, then I will likely be singing a much different toon.

[DFW]

24. Two reasons for my "no"

The only thing they could arrest me for would be for wasting their time, and at that.....

It would only be after getting their own asses out of a German jail for illegally operating on foreign territory without a specific authorization from the German government, which is not given out to foreign government agencies.

[Wounded Bear]

25. Hell, I can't find shit around this dump. You think the FBI could?

[Hortensis]

27. Not until after the IRS comes after me. Best guess early next year.

[RobinA]

28. No

And can I had some things to the search warrant?

[panader0]

32. No. Pot is legal now in Arizona.

[milestogo]

34. My dog is concerned because he stole a toy.

And hid it so that only the FBI could find it.