Conservative musicians announce their own concert to aid Sandy victims

[Hugabear]

In response to the benefit concert being held by Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and others, conservative musicians announced that they were putting together their own concert to aid Superstorm Sandy victims. Expected to perform are Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Pat Boone, and that black guy who sang at various Tea Party rallies.

In lieu of monetary donations, concert organizers asked fans to bring unwanted canned food items.


By the way, just in case this is needed...

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. And maybe that fruitcake your cheap uncle gave you for xmas in 1982. - n/t

[montanto]

2. Forgot Meatloaf, who is going to serve himself as a food product.

[Hugabear]

5. Didn't he already do that in Rocky Horror Picture Show?

[sadbear]

3. There's a black teabagger not named Herman Cain or Alan Keyes?

BTW, where the hell is Alan Keyes? I miss that guy.

[Hugabear]

4. Actually his name is Lloyd Marcus, and he's a proud Tea Party supporter

No, this photo is not doctored. It's on his actual website.

He's performed at a lot of teabagger rallies. He's the "black friend" that many teabaggers use to 'prove' that the Tea Party isn't racist.

[FSogol]

6. CORRECTION: unwanted or expired canned food items

[Bake]

8. Curdled milk welcome!

They'll tell 'em it's cheese ...

Randy Owen and crew were going to appear, but they're too drunk -- oops, "under the weather."

Bake

[HooptieWagon]

7. Concert to be held in Texas....

to make it convienent for the Red Cross to truck all the dented and expired canned goods to NYC.

[durablend]

9. And before people can receive aid

They'll need to sign a loyalty oath for Romney/Ryan on the spot.

(that's assuming they're not required to fill out a paper ballot for Romney/Ryan on the spot!)