I crack myself up. Killing trolls. On a Fantasy Forum!

[dogknob]

My reply to a troll on an "I Hate Mitt Romney" thread on another forum... Had to share.

No idea why you people hate Romney so much. When the alternative is Obama (I could go ON AND ON about how Obama is a f**king scumbag that deserves ***edited to remove content that could be perceived as a threat -Rayven*** if you want), I'm voting for Romney.

Absolutely, dude. In fact, I tried to help Bill O'Reilly the other day. As you are probably well aware, he and his gang of Hooters waitresses over at FOX have been trying in vain to construct a campaign-busting scandal out of the terrorist attack on the US embassy in Benghazi (which is in Libya, which is in Africa, which is somewhere to the south of France... I'm pretty sure about that).

When Bill-Bo wondered aloud (which is his favorite way to wonder, BTW) to one of his guests (might have been that Charles Nadhammer guy, or maybe it was that guy from SNL who wants to be Moe Greene) "Why isn't Benghazi 'catching on?'" I snapped into action.

I texted his people what would have been a sure-fire idea to get Benghazi stuck in the collective craw of Everybody's Uncle Bob:

Run off about a million pairs of plus-sized, made-in-China, hot-pink sweatpants with the word "LIBYA" plastered across the ass.

WHUMP!

For some reason, Bildo totally ignored my suggestion... and now he is paying the price.

Why don't Republicans have any imagination? And why are they totally incapable of being honest with anyone, most of all themselves?

Pathetic. Their loss, man.

[frylock]

1. you should join in on the fun on Gawker's facebook page..

i've been bludgeoning teabillies and their fox-fed Benghazi bullshit. it's great sport!

[FSogol]

2. Benghazi is Fox News only path to the sea. Or something like that.