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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:07 PM Nov 2012

I would never want to be "loved" by Mitt Romney...

Because when he says that he "loves" something, that's usually a precursor to one of his arguments for stabbing it in the back.

"Don't worry, Government Program. I love you. I'm only doing this for your own good. Shhh, shhh, quiet. You can go to sleep now. Uncle Mitt loves you... Remember that. (Sings a lullaby)"

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I would never want to be "loved" by Mitt Romney... (Original Post) MrScorpio Nov 2012 OP
Okay, that just made my sphincter squeeze more tightly than normal. Whovian Nov 2012 #1
Uncle Mitt's love for you as depicted in this graph. Uncle Joe Nov 2012 #2
only two things result if mittens "loves you"... Javaman Nov 2012 #3
And a ride on the roof rack! - eom fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #4
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