To all the lying, cheating, ruthless, morally bankrupt liberals on DU
Made ya look! Went to Freeperville and saw this post............"Why are conservatives so insecure?" Had to share some of the funny responses. Okay, I am going to take a Lysol shower now.
"I can’t speak for every Conservative, but, as for me, it’s because I’ve been kicked in the crotch by so many RINOs like Chris Christie over the years that covering up my goods has become reflexive."
"Because liberals are so dishonest, deceptive, ruthless and morally bankrupt . . . utterly unworthy of trust."
"4 Years Bush 41 with knife stuffed in our back. 8 Years Clinton, 8 Years Bush 43 AGAIN with knife stuffed in our back NEED I SAY MORE?!"
"Some of us are just spooked by the spectre of a 2008 repeat where so many drunk the Koolaid. I for one won’t feel comfortable until the fat lady sings, metaphorically speaking."
"Because the election is a statistical dead heat, so that means an Obama victory because of voter fraud. Then comes absolute hell on earth."
"I talked to an Obama supporter yesterday. He is giddy about an Obama victory. “Now Obama can move to a police state to force sharing and Communism on America. Once we have achieved equality, the police state will be disbanded.”
What an a—hole!!!!!!"
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Let it be Written....
That's the funniest one I've ever seen!
I done drunk the latte!
Glad you like. 
part of the secret may lie here:
While American Puritans were making life as miserable
as possible on God's behalf, inventing new religious rules
and forbidding pleasure in all ways, the monks in Italy
were busy perfecting cappucino.
disclaimer:
Although the above facts are probably historically inaccurate,
and not facts at all, there's some truth in there, I think
but am not certain and don't claim to know anything at
all about the subject.
A cappuccino (/ˌkæpəˈtʃiːnoʊ/; Italian pronunciation: [kapputˈtʃiːno], meaning "Capuchin" or literally "small capuchin", referring to the robes worn by monks—and the hoods once worn by capuchin monks in particular) is an Italian coffee drink traditionally prepared with espresso, hot milk, and steamed-milk foam. The name comes from the Capuchin friars, referring to the colour of their habits.[1]
It's Wikipedia -- it must be true!
Makes me wonder who their ideal candidate would be . . .
Didn't like Shrub or Poppy.
Don't like Chris Christie.
Couldn't possible like Robme.
There wasn't a whole lot of enthusiasm for Gingrich, Perry or Santorum.
So who do they want? Michelle Bachman? Sarah Palin? Hitler?
Who would these Neanderthals really support? (no disrespect to Neanderthals intended!)
