Chuck Todd's Wet Dream:

[PCIntern]

"So you see, if Governor Romney can win New York and Ohio, along with Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Maryland, coupled with Massachusetts since he WAS once the governor of that backwards state, followed by Illinois and Michigan, and of course all of the states which are certainly deservedly coming to him by dint of his statement that he is an extreme conservative, then we will know by 9:01 PM that my best friend forever, Mitt Romney, will be the President and we'll have taken our country back. Oops, did I just say that?"

[Skidmore]

1. I hope you told

him to roll over and go back to sleep.

Does he not know that Romney is not winning Massachusetts?

[Atman]

2. "And then, if a monkey flies out my butt and mounts a unicorn..."

"And I get comped front-row tickets to 'Book of Mormon' tomorrow...then I think Romney takes this!"

[asjr]

3. The Toad clearly bet on the Red and will lose to the Black.

[gademocrat7]

4. Chuck Toad is all wet

He is such a tool.

[Champion Jack]

5. The title of this thread brings up a disturbing visual