Today canned food, tomorrow Romney will host a bake sale

[TeamPooka]

but only after buying $5,000. worth of cupcakes up front.

[Permanut]

1. Or, if you don't want to sell your cupcakes..

of course you can just send them directly to the Red Cross.

[TeamPooka]

3. since they have nothing better to do... nt

[left on green only]

2. And the day after, it will be the donation of......

.....all of his remaining campaign buttons.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. Ann will hit up all her rich country club friends to save up the little plastic umbrellas

from their happy hour cocktails to send them to the storm victims to brighten up their beverages and lend a cheery touch.

[jmowreader]

5. Ann's rich country club friends are all Mormons

I don't think they put umbrellas in still water with twists of lime.