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sheshe2

(83,770 posts)
Wed Oct 31, 2012, 10:10 PM Oct 2012

Hello Human Diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.

The Chronicles of Mitt: Oct 31, 2012 [url=http://postimage.org/image/hevwsr5d9/][img][/img][/url]

Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.
I am currently in Florida. I said farewell to Mr. Bus for now and am campaigning again. I am not sure if Mr. Bus will be driving our canned food and other products directly to endampened commoners, or will instead merely be placing those foodstuffs in the hands of the Red Cross, who after some badgering agreed to take it. The more I have thought on it, the less eager I am to have Mr. Bus visiting areas of the nation that have been damaged by hurricane, at least not until they are tidied up a bit.

I was quite angry with my campaign staff this morning, Mr. Diary. They informed me that since they did not know whether commoners would deliver sufficient canned goods for my photographic opportunity yesterday, they had previously gone out and purchased $5,000 worth of those goods for strategic photographic placement. This was clearly contrary to my understanding of the situation—I had been told it was to be commoners donating goods on our behalf, not me donating goods myself. I was extremely angry until my staff explained that since the goods were purchased for a campaign photographic opportunity, it would be paid for by that campaign.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/31/1153188/-The-Chronicles-of-Mitt-Oct-31-2012
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Hello Human Diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. (Original Post) sheshe2 Oct 2012 OP
Oh! That is very funny!!!! Nt Laurajr Oct 2012 #1
It has been an ongoing thread at the Kos sheshe2 Oct 2012 #2
I posted this one yesterday! sheshe2 Oct 2012 #3
It's the only thing I will miss when Mitt loses... Kalidurga Oct 2012 #4

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
4. It's the only thing I will miss when Mitt loses...
Wed Oct 31, 2012, 11:07 PM
Oct 2012

Perhaps Hunter can take on some other hapless Republican after the election. Hopefully no teabaggers up for election get back in. But, if there is one available after Nov 6th he should start a diary for him/her.

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