Okay, so after tomorrow it is off the the Sugar Detoxification and Sweets Abuse Treatment

[1monster]

Center.

God! I hate Halloween. It's hell for those of us who are addicted to chocolate and sugar!!! Talk about the "sweetest hangover."

[tridim]

1. Tomorrow is when I stock up on cheap candy!

[1monster]

2. ;:oP

[cbrer]

3. Or the day after

It's best not to rush into these things...

[1monster]

5. You probably got that right. We didn't get many trick-or-treaters this year and I still

have a whole box of stuff like bite sized Snickers, small bags of Skittles, Whoppers in 3-paks, Mild-Duds in 4-paks, some fun-sized Heath Bars (yummm!) and some other stuff too.

Sigh. I probably need an intervention.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. What a way to go . . .

[1monster]

6. ...But you know that photo is inaccurate. There wouldn't be any chocolate left littering the

corpse. But there would be plenty of empty candy wrappers.

[lindysalsagal]

7. I don't remember you taking that picture.

Stop sneaking into my livingroom!

[panader0]

8. I have a funky blues tune I wrote...

'Salty Chocolate'

I wake up about midnight
I need somethin sweet
chocolate is the best
but salt make it better to eat

I make make it to the sofa
so I can get my rest
I wake up in the mornin
salty chocolate on my chest

Salty Chocolate (repeats)

You men with a sweet tooth
you know what I mean
chocolate tastin good
with salt sprinkled in between

Salty Chocolate (repeats)

actually, it's a pretty good song, great funky bass riffs, and harmonica and totally based on reality. I get the midnight munchies, and since I work outside I crave salt.
So the chocolate melts on my chest and I've had to clean the sofa more tha once. (Honey, it's only chocolate)

[1monster]

9. Oreo Cookie Blues...

Oreo Cookie Blues lyrics
Songwriters: MIKE WILKDERSON, LONNIE MCINTOSH


Chocolate on my fingers, icing on my lips
Sugar diabetes and blubber on my hips
I keep the night light burning in the kitchen baby
So I can go downstairs and cruise
I got them oreo creme sandwich
Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues

I hide'em in a cabinet, I keep'em in a jar
For emergency's you know I keep'em in the
Glove compartment of my car
And I can't live without'em
They git' me higher than I can get on booze
I got them oreo creme sandwich
Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues

Doctor says I'm crazy
You better give'em up and quick
Or you'll be pushing up daisies because
Boy you definitely sick
I couldn't quit if I wanted to
Yeah I don't wanna lose
It's them oreo creme sandwich
Chocolate cover creme filled cookie
Built by nabisco, ain't no rookie
Next best thang to nookie blues

[1monster]

10. Mmmmm. Potato Chips and Hershey's Chocolate...