Maher: Santorum thinks about gay sex more than a d*&%$ salesman

[powergirl]

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“<Santorum>wears a sweater vest everywhere, which is proof that he does not have one gay friend,” Maher noted. “This guy thinks about gay sex more than any gay man in America. There’s a guy down in West Hollywood working at Dorothy’s and Dildos who does not think about gay sex as much as Rick Santorum.”

“Also, [he] wants to bomb Iran,” the comedian continued. “And I think people who are sexually frustrated want to bomb other countries. I really think there’s a connection there. I think this guy is more backed up than [Interstate] 405.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/13/maher-santorum-thinks-about-gay-sex-more-than-a-dildo-salesman/

[Aerows]

1. I'm sorry I missed the political message

I just about fell out of my chair over the "make a mustard container that doesn't pee all over my sandwich."



And Lord, Chelsea wears some fantastic shoes.

[HopeHoops]

3. My first thought was "damn those shoes look uncomfortable" - but he's right about mustard.

We don't have a "pissing" smiley.

[Aerows]

4. LOL

I love mustard, so I got that.

I also love great shoes, so forgive me for noting the extravagant footwear .

[HopeHoops]

6. They'll fuck up your toes. My first live-in had some seriously deformed toes.

She was only 23 at the time but she had worn heels for WAY too many years already.

[Aerows]

9. I have slender feet

and have always been built lean. I wear an A width shoe, so that doesn't always hold true. And I'm not ... if significantly older than 23, I'm at least a decade and can run in three-inchers. I'm pretty light, though, so that may make a difference, as does bone structure.

I wear a lot of boots, though, too, and rollerblade, so that could be part of the reason it doesn't bother me to wear heels.

[HopeHoops]

10. My wife prefers what she calls "bobo toes". I call them "fishheads".

Think "Breakfast Club" - the girl with "issues" wore them (forget her name) - the actress later played Stephanie in "Short Circuit".

She hates wearing heels and since she wears a size 3 pump, that's good - have you ever tried to find a pair that size that didn't have little bows or Hello Kitty on them? She's still wearing the shoes we bought her for our wedding in 1987!!

[HopeHoops]

2. Good one! Thanks!

[phasma ex machina]

5. Thanks for posting.

[niyad]

7. his comment about sexually frustrated people wanting to bomb other countries reminds me of mark

morford's column "come back, clinton sex nation" where he makes the same point about der chimpenfuhrer.

[lindysalsagal]

8. Funny!

It's like sex: They can't thinks straight.

True!

[Zax2me]

11. I hate when homosexuality is used as a tool for 'jokes'

Homosexuality is not a joke, just as heterosexuality is not.
But, not unexpected from Bill Maher, a homophobe and misogynist.

[DevonRex]

12. No wonder he said good things about Ron Paul

last night then. He really pissed me off.