New Freeperism, from a far-right militia site!

[Archae]

Some guy posted on FaceBook a picture of his tricked-out military assault rifle, saying he was "finished" with it.

Only this is what he wrote.

"Almost fished with my AR...need a flashlight, laser and a laser range finder, and then I'll start building something else."

[NightWatcher]

1. maybe he was customizing it and was finished making the changes he wanted???

I doubt he was readying it for an assault just by that sentence. I'm almost finished with my truck, I just need a few more things then I'll do something else. (I'm not prepping my truck for a race, just daily driving)

Plus, most people customize their firearms. I have done something to each and all of mine to make them more user friendly. I am not planning on anything other than poking holes in paper.

[Archae]

5. That's not what I'm getting at.

The far-right guy is almost "fished" with it.

[NightWatcher]

6. oh, kinda like these dudes?

[pinboy3niner]

7. "We're gonna need...

...a bigger flashlight!1!!"

[Kurovski]

2. Idle hands are the devil's playground.

[Tikki]

3. Somewhere, someone has fished with an AR..OTIAS

The fact that he 'almost' fished with it makes me suspect that he knows he'll catch more edible fish with a rod and reel.


Tikki

[Scootaloo]

4. Oh good, a space marine

I feel so much safer from head crabs.