AZ Attorney General Tom Horne R in disguise with (possible) mistress has hit and run-in front of FBI

[DonRedwood]

Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne is in a heap of trouble. (i made a meme for your enjoyment) It seems the FBI is trailing him for part of an investigation into alleged campaign-finance violation. They saw his female coworker leave the office and park in a parking garage. Then Horne left the office and parked in the same parking garage. Then he got in her car, put on a hat and he drove to her house...with the FBI trailing them. He backed into a car at her house and then they fled to another parking garage and then walked back to her house.



Yes, the Attorney General. The man in charge of laws, behavior, investigations for the state of AZ. We keep wondering why AZ's politics are so crazy. The answer might be: they have crooks at the helm.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/politics/articles/20121024arizona-attorney-general-horne-hit-run-cited.html

[DefenseLawyer]

1. Hitting that car was what God intended. n/t

[DonRedwood]

3. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh before I head off to work!

[Hepburn]

10. Not quite...

...hitting the car and having a mistress was what God intended.

Getting caught, however, was the schmuck's own fault!

What a dumbass -- LOL...

[leftyohiolib]

20. he commiting hit-n-run=tasty; hit-n-run whilst commiting adultery=icing on the cake;

doing it while being tailed by the feds= priceless

[Coyotl]

37. Add in "with an employee" and what is she getting paid for?

OMG, this could get very juicy

[DonRedwood]

84. it sure could

he surely could lose his license for it! can you be attorney general without a law license?

[George II]

39. Adultery - did God intend that too?

[WinkyDink]

44. No; He intended for them to get CAUGHT!

[DonRedwood]

85. Didn't Jesus say adultery was a sin?

[Hepburn]

94. It happened, didn't it?

Guess man (and woman) have -0- free will.

How about this one: Obama won the 2008 election cuz God intended it!

[DonRedwood]

58. Almost proof there is a God, eh?

[crunch60]

95. Oh no, getting caught was the Devil's doing!

[Segami]

48. ROFL!!

[Eleanors38]

49. Don't worry, the fet... fender will be absorbed into the body.

[flamingdem]

50. pow!

now it's time for him to come to the light - the one in a jail cell!

[BlueToTheBone]

2. Why do old white repub males

almost always look like him?

[hifiguy]

4. Pasty, doughy slobs in suits.

That said, x 10. Karma won't be cheated.

[DonRedwood]

59. like scott desjarlais?

[hifiguy]

76. I still say that is Uncle Fester

without his light bulb.

[DonRedwood]

60. Mike Coffman is slimy in his own way, of course

[sabrina 1]

86. Wait, he stole something in writing from Paul Ryan?

That's worse than plagiarism, that's just plain stupidity!

[DonRedwood]

87. now they say their staffs cowrote them...which means they both plagiarized....

[DonRedwood]

6. political power must be sexy?

[southernyankeebelle]

14. Because most of the time those old white wrinkly men have the money. A woman can close

her eyes and think she is with a hunk.

[heaven05]

25. !

+1000

[southernyankeebelle]

70. I honestly don't know how any young woman would want to have sex with a wrinkely old man.

I would honestly have to be able to dream big and keep my eyes closed. By the way am an old lady. I wouldn't want to have sex with a young man either. Goodness you got to have something in common to talk about. Na can't see it.

[crunch60]

96. Just make it real quick......

[southernyankeebelle]

98. Gee do you think he could last that quick?

[DonRedwood]

61. yeah, but every once in a while you'd open your eyes and look...

they must pray for the end of december in that may-december romance.

I imagine rupert murdoch, a viagra and.... oh dear....

[southernyankeebelle]

68. There would be no amount of money that would let me sleep with an old wrinkly man like that.

In the end the man gets his dance around the bed and she gets the shaft because he knows how to hide the money.

[DonRedwood]

79. taxpayer money...he hired her for his office for 108 grand a year...even though she wasn't qualified

someone posted the link to the news story down below.

[southernyankeebelle]

91. Gee why does that not surprise me?

[DonRedwood]

92. So, really, she is the state of Arizona's mistress.

[southernyankeebelle]

93. Whoottttttttt Woooooo I guess we can look at that way. LOL

[crunch60]

99. I hope she closes her eyes real tight.. cause if he's on top, and she got a little peek,

it would look like she was making whoopee with a Basset Hound..Lordy, Lordy !

[southernyankeebelle]

100. Now now basset hounds are cute. More like a vampire wolf.

[crunch60]

101. Well, I'm talking about the droopy, hanging skin on the basset hound's face.

[southernyankeebelle]

102. LOL, your right about that.

[central scrutinizer]

56. How did he even find a mistress? ewwww

money must be changing hands

[ProudProgressiveNow]

5. He is the one responsible....

for doing away with Chicano studies in the school. SMH

[jillan]

7. Going to share this on FB for my Az friends and neighbors ;)

[DonRedwood]

62. that is awesome! let us know the response!!

[MuhkRahker]

8. Whoa

Jerk!

[Wednesdays]

9. The BIG story here is there's actually somebody who wants to do him

Someone whose lust for money and power trumps all other values, or someone who couldn't land a date if the world depended on it. My instincts tell me it's the former.

[Hepburn]

11. IMO...

...that jerk belongs on the Mercy Fuck list!

[yellowcanine]

15. Maybe that is what the disguise was for, so she would not see too much of his face.

[DonRedwood]

73. LOL...very good

[nichomachus]

30. Happens all the time

Henry Kissinger, Alan Greenspan, and Rush Limpballs have no trouble getting the "ladies." Power is an incredible aphrodisiac.

[DonRedwood]

88. it must be!!

[marions ghost]

31. Not a big story

Gold diggers are a dime a dozen.

[JBoy]

38. Actually his mistress is no prize either, IMO

[leftyohiolib]

55. hey now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. be nice

[DonRedwood]

63. I'm going to be nice. she works with him so she might have been scared she'd lose her job

I'm going to pretend she was terrified to lose her job and did what had to be done to keep her kids fed.

She didn't run for office and her ethics are not our business. HIS ethics, however, are very fair game.

[DonRedwood]

69. he hired her for $108,000 (taxpayer dollars) a year... and she isn't qualified for her job

so I guess we know what she is being payed for.

[efhmc]

12. Truly twisted people.

[Coyotl]

36. And they all seem to be going into hyper-drive just in time for the election LOL

Arizona = Obama

[DonRedwood]

71. I know it!! Like watching lemmings run off a cliff...

[yellowcanine]

13. I bet he is really tough on those "illegal aliens" though, huh?

Maybe he will run into a couple of them while sitting in the pokey.

[pinboy3niner]

17. He said that was a priority when he ran for AG. nt

[DonRedwood]

89. is he up for election this year?

[pinboy3niner]

16. Attorney General Tom Horne's accident raises questions about his relationship with female employee

Posted: 10/02/2012
By: Dave Biscobing, Mark LaMet, Lauren Gilger, ABC15 News

...


Now, the ABC15 Investigators have obtained new documents that contain some surprising details.

The documents are part of an investigative report that may be shifting the focus of public attention from the allegations of Horne campaign violations to questions about a romantic midday rendezvous.

...


Multiple sources told us, Horne and Chenal have carried on a romantic relationship for years, dating back to when he hired her at the Arizona Department of Education.

...


But the ABC15 Investigators assembled this chronology:

• In 2005, Carmen Chenal lost her law license after repeated violations of state bar regulations.

• In 2006, just a few months after losing her license to practice law, Chenal is hired by Horne to work for him at the Arizona Department of Education.

• In November 2010, Horne was elected Arizona Attorney General and hired Chenal despite the fact that she did not have a law license.

• In late 2010 Horne testified in an effort to help Chenal get her law license back.

• In March of 2011 Chenal is reinstated and gets her law license back.

• In July 2011 Horne launches an internal investigation to find out who is leaking information to the press about Carmen Chenal.

• In 2011 Horne promoted Chenal and gave her a job paying $108,000.00.

One of Chenal’s new responsibilities is handling international extraditions even though court records show she had no extradition law training or experience.

...


http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/local_news/investigations/Attorney-General-Tom-Hornes-fender-bender-leads-to-questions-about-his-relationship-with-employee

[DonRedwood]

66. wow...that is blatant...and worthy of an original post! you should share that with everyone :0)

[formercia]

18. 108K to suck a wrinkly old Dick.

Everyone has their price, I guess.

[yellowcanine]

24. Oh crap. Thanks a lot.

[Voice for Peace]

41. + azillion, ew

[txdemsftw]

27. HA!

[DonRedwood]

82. now i have to go scrub my eyes. thanks a lot for making me picture that.

[progressoid]

19. Ewwww.

[noamnety]

21. "“I first learned of my possible involvement in this incident several months ago,"

Uh ....

I'm guessing he didn't know he was involved because of his disguise?

[Voice for Peace]

43. LOLOLOL!

his secret identity is unknown even to himself.

[formercia]

57. Sounds like CIA

His work was so Secret, even he didn't know what he was doing.

[Eleanors38]

52. Maybe insensitivity in, you know, lower reaches?

[DonRedwood]

72. pretty pathetic...i wonder if he will lose his law license

[Voice for Peace]

75. this is still cracking me up hours later

[leftyohiolib]

22. family values for you, whores for him

[Hutzpa]

23. "they have crooks at the helm."

Say no more.

[HooptieWagon]

26. If the disguise was a paper bag over his head...

I can see how he'd have trouble driving.

[Eleanors38]

54. ...and diving!

[Sunlei]

28. Republicans take a hard look at this creep YOU elected!!

[Ganja Ninja]

29. I am shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Shocked he wasn't caught with a male prostitute.

[IDemo]

32. This just in: AZ Attorney General won't pursue case against himself

"That car wanted me to hit it."

[Whiskeytide]

45. What color was the other car...?

... Was it American or foreign...? Did it have proper plates and registration?

[nichomachus]

33. The one thing I want to know is

whether the FBI agents wet their pants laughing. Hell, I'm laughing and I wasn't even there. Those guys (gals?) must have been rolling on the floor.

[NBachers]

34. So Arizona has it's own little Randy Hopper

[midnight]

46. K&R

[Coyotl]

35. This was God's way of making sure his mistress did not get pregnant

God, in HER infinite wisdom, knows who should not father a child

[George II]

40. This part of his "statement" is mind-boggling:

“I first learned of my possible involvement in this incident several months ago, and requested from investigating authorities the name of the owner of the vehicle so I could immediately pay for any damage I may have caused,”

HE WAS DRIVING THE F-ING CAR!

He "first learned" of his involvement when he heard the sound of hitting the other car!!!!

His "possible" involvement? These (R)s are un-f-ing believable! They're living in a fantasy world.

[ecstatic]

42. Why do so many rich people hit and run?

I don't agree with hit and runs at all, but it's even worse when rich people do it. A drunk asshole lawyer did that in the parking garage at my job and he got away with it, despite witnesses. They could easily leave their information instead of sticking the bill on someone of less means.

[rivegauche]

47. He looks like a sprouted potato.

[DonRedwood]

67. lol...welcome to DU

[LiberalEsto]

51. He's no longer Horne, he's Horny. nt

[crunch60]

97. Horney Horne..this name shoul stick.. what a dick!

[arthritisR_US]

53. Believing that he attempted to contact the owner,

ya right and I have a desert lake for sale! Their lies have no end. Strike another one for hypocrisy and the "family values crowd"

[DonRedwood]

64. THIS MEME IS NOW SHOWS UP ON PAGE THREE OF GOOGLE IMAGES :0) LET'S GET ON THE FIRST PAGE!

Very fun. everytime a DUer reads this post it clicks up views on google images. :0) By the time this post dies down it just might be on the first page. :0)

[arely staircase]

65. he is a sexy man

so you can see how he might find himself in such wacky scenerios. who will play him in the hit romantic comedy based on all this? hugh grant?

[Uncle Joe]

74. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, DonRedwood.

[hrmjustin]

77. The AZ gop is filled with weird and scary people.

[DonRedwood]

81. are you from there? feel free to share the meme :0)

[hrmjustin]

83. No from NYC, but the gop elected officials scare the hell out of me.

My uncle works in AZ and gives me updates on them. That sheriff Arpaio guy scares the hell out of me.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

78. I'm an old broad,

but this guy makes my skin crawl. Was he really with a woman or a monkey in disguise? Should we notify PETA?

[tanyev]

80. Attention, Gov. Brewer. Here is a man who needs to have your finger pointed at his face.

[DonRedwood]

90. local news leaves out the mistress and the fbi investigation: link

wow....they don't even try to cover the facts.

http://ktar.com/22/1584219/Arizona-AG-cited-by-police-in-hitandrun

Arizona AG Tom Horne cited by police in hit-and-run accident

PHOENIX -- Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne has been cited in a hit-and-run accident almost seven months ago near downtown Phoenix.

Phoenix police say the department's Vehicular Crimes Unit met with Horne and his attorney Wednesday.

They say Horne was cited for one count of leaving the scene of a collision/unattended vehicle, a class three misdemeanor.

Police say the case now will be forwarded to the city's municipal court for disposition.