Donald Trump offers to fund cancer cure in return for Barack Obama lap dance

[T_i_B]

http://newsthump.com/2012/10/25/donald-trump-offers-to-fund-cancer-cure-in-return-for-barack-obama-lap-dance/

Donald Trump has insisted Barack Obama is giving Americans cancer all because he won’t take a few minutes to do a sexy dance for him.

Trump has offered to spend millions of pounds curing cancer, but only if the world’s most power man puts on a shiny thong and gyrates in his lap for at least ten minutes.

As Trump explained to people he had paid to sit there for him, “This is the most uncoordinated president we’ve ever had, and this offer is genuine. If he will come to Trump towers and dance for me in my private room I will donate as much money as is needed to cure cancer.”

“America is the greatest country in the world, and its people deserve to know if their President can to that thing where they bend over and look at you from between their own legs.”

[cilla4progress]

1. The man is mentally ill.

[Overseas]

2. Doing his best to distract the news from Rmoney's poor debate performance.

But Trump being a cruel idiot is not news.

[marions ghost]

3. Ha ha

I'll give you a chuckle but not a ROFL. Things are too dire and serious here for that.

It is how they think, though.

[Coyotl]

4. I'll give $5 to charity if Romney releases tax returns, and so will 1,000,000 others

I'll give $5 to charity if Romney releases tax returns, and so will 1,000,000 others
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251172862

That thread led to this Facebook page:

5 million people will give $1 to charity if Romney releases tax returns
https://www.facebook.com/5millionfortaxreturns

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[cherish44]

5. This article reads like it's a satire nt