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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI Was Just Shot in the Chest
A few moments ago, through no fault of my own, I found myself shot in the chest. Bam. What I believe to be a .38 caliber bullet, right in the ol' torso.
Now, this may sound bad. And I'm not going to lie, it stings a little bit, and the edges of my vision are getting dark and blurry.
But I am not caving in and going to a hospital. The thing is, as horrific and terrible as this is, I know this shooting is what God intended to happen, and I am not one to question His plan. This bullet lodged in my left ventricle is a gift from Him, and to forcibly extract it from its home in my heart would be an affront to His plan.
As I lay here contemplating this new gift, however, it occurs to me that while I feel pretty great about my decision, there are some out there - especially women! - who might not have the foresight or mental capacity to come to this correct conclusion.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/24/1149514/-I-Was-Just-Shot-in-the-Chest
Fresh_Start
(11,330 posts)could you also have a friend say he has cancer and that is gods blessing as well?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)At lightning speed.
Churches did not use the new invention for several years believing to be a sign of lackof faith to use it.
Approximately 134 bell ringers died in the intrim from being in the steeple during lightning attacks.
defacto7
(13,485 posts)But really, really correct logical match for that fundamentalist BS.
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)bigmonkey
(1,798 posts)How many European herbalists, mainly women, were killed to maintain the church's medical monopoly in the Middle Ages?
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)right after the Church made a ruling that you had to have a license to practice medicine and women could not get licenses
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)World Without End. It was one of these two Ken Follett historical fictions.)
The church authorities would not allow changes to their superstitious, unfounded techniques, especially when improvements were researched and put forth by a woman. I think of it often as an example of literature in which the conservatives are fighting progressive ideas and are clearly on the wrong side of history.
npk
(3,660 posts)But there are actual people who believe any medical treatment is against the will of God. It reminds me of that couple in Colorado who refused to allow their child to go to the hospital for a very treatable disease and the little girl ended up dying.
Media Lies
(56 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)then he will go to heaven and you will both live in harmony, you and your murderer for eternity.
How enlightened!
CanonRay
(14,118 posts)I just cannot understand this thinking. I'm really starting to hate religion as a concept.
russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)snooper2
(30,151 posts)He's got low self esteem so billions of people looking up to him helps quite a bit
defacto7
(13,485 posts)progressoid
(49,999 posts)sarchasm
(1,012 posts)Mad_Dem_X
(9,568 posts)sheshe2
(83,925 posts)New keyboard please!
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)Robyn66
(1,675 posts)in favor of praying- remember when the majority thought this was INSANE? But I guess now the people who deny their children and families medical treatment are just submitting to God's will so its ok. Pretty soon, expecting doctors to wash their hands before surgery will be a violation of their personal rights.
Bucky
(54,068 posts)Up2Late
(17,797 posts)I could go very dark with my version, but I won't.
Hint: it involves "God's Plan" to have Hitler murder most of my Grand-father's extended family.
SemperEadem
(8,053 posts)My child was just raped and murdered--it was a gift from God and his intent
my house burned down--it was a gift from God and his intent
a tornado just roared through my town and destroyed my neighborhood--it was a gift from God and his intent
To say that a pregnancy as a result of rape is a gift from God--or that you should make "lemonade" out of the lemon that was the rape happening to you (Sharron Angle said that) is saying that no one who has a calamity fall on their heads should wail and moan and grieve or attempt to seek relief from the calamity because anything that happens to one is a gift from God.
And that shit is sick.
librechik
(30,676 posts)cuz if you are a woman suck it up. If you are a man, call an ambulance.
AAO
(3,300 posts)pintobean
(18,101 posts)Isn't that a violation of the SOP?
Media Lies
(56 posts)and tie a tourniquet on him to keep blood from flowing to an organ he rarely uses; but wouldn't he suffocate if I cut off circulation to his brain?
kooljerk666
(776 posts)or a split lip........
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libdem4life
(13,877 posts)Obama has been cleaning it up and even though I don't agree with everything he has or has not done, every time I see him (and Michelle) around children and babies because they are truly closer to God, I feel assured we're at least on the right track. He deserves four more years to finish the job.
avaistheone1
(14,626 posts)shot in the chest with this kind of law?
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,043 posts)Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)because without the PG, one sort of is still left hanging in this limbo of "she was asking for it".
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)God either gifted her with a rape that resulted in pregnancy, in which case it wasn't a "legitimate" rape because otherwise her body would have shut it down.
Or she didn't get pregnant and therefore either she was asking for it and God found her unworthy of a pregnancy or possibly it was a "legitimate" rape.
But I can understand how hard it is to keep straight the GOP classification of rapes.
Legitimate rape = no pregnancy because body shut it down
Illegitimate rape = she was asking for it and God answered her prayer.
Pregnant = illegitimate rape; she asked and God answered her prayer
Not Pregnant = legitimate rape *or* illegitimate and she asked for it but God found her deservinng of rape but unworthy of pregnancy
Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)I guess I'll stick with the straight forward, steady Democrats
DainBramaged
(39,191 posts)yends21012
(228 posts)moondust
(20,006 posts)God's plan must not be hijacked by mere mortals!
Victor_c3
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Sorry, I turn everything into a conversation about the war. I guess it just shows how much it is constantly on my mind.
Chellee
(2,102 posts)I sincerely hope that's not you in the picture.
jalAbi
(36 posts)if these idiots get elected.
amb123
(1,581 posts)Bravo!
Caretha
(2,737 posts)texshelters
(1,979 posts)that God blessed you just like God blessed Ronald Reagan. Well done!
PTxS
begin_within
(21,551 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)Next thing ya know there's a stray piece of 00 shot where my nipple oughta be.
I really hate it when Cheney visits the neighbors.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Where do I send your DU for the day?
matt819
(10,749 posts)If it's god's will, then maybe whoever shot you shouldn't be considered a criminal. Nor should the god-directed rapist. Or burglar. Really, when you think about it, why should we have laws at all. If it all comes down to god, well, so be it.
StevieM
(10,500 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)Obama should stop messing with it.
Chemisse
(30,817 posts)then the rapist is just doing god's will. Perhaps rapists are just performing their god-appointed duties!
And here I was thinking they were disgusting, brutal pigs.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Is it bean shaped?
SmileyRose
(4,854 posts)GetTheRightVote
(5,287 posts)ChoppinBroccoli
(3,784 posts)His response to me? "Apples and oranges."
Whatever.
Deep13
(39,154 posts)SunSeeker
(51,715 posts)davidthegnome
(2,983 posts)Just glad you weren't shot in the ass. That would suck.
The Wizard
(12,549 posts)heaven05
(18,124 posts)this is pretty witty.
Cherchez la Femme
(2,488 posts)and try to save your life... like those really early Christians (they one's who didn't actively intend to be martyrs when they grew up) who actually believed in such anti-Old Testament propaganda like "Do unto others as you would have done unto you",
and "For the least of these you have done unto Me".
Suckers!
God's will is God's will, and you better not argue, or worse interfere with it or be damned; and there's lotsa circles of Hell with Vacancy signs on 'em!
Take that sucking, fatal chest wound and give all due Glory to God for His Blessings upon you -- you wouldn't want to be a second (or lower!) class citizen and earn less than 3/4's of men (Lily and her kind can take a sweet suck of the Almighty's sweet fuggin' as... uh we''ll leave it at that. Suffice to say: Sinners, all.) . So give praise, you got off lucky.
Nor would you want to suffer the (natural, as God meant it to be) travails of childbirth. Spinals and anesthetics my sweet ASS!
And He's got lots more planned for the extra-ribs called women.... you don't hear men extra-special cursed, asking the earth to cover them or multiple-cursed if they happen to be lactating at come oh, about Armageddon time;
so hold dear you chest wound, the Lord be praised!
And all Glory to how He shows His Love!
Medical Doctors are on God's smiting list too -- make no mistake!
Why, with all the Protestant sects arguing with each other and aimlessly milling about (Moron-Shmoron, they ought to concentrate where they agree -- Subjugating Sinners-who-should-be-stoned, for one) instead of Kolob and how many wives they should have (Psst -- China is one answer to the concubine shortage) I have 'leaked' Info that God is working to get the Dominionists and Witnesses to meld thus solving Demonic medical intervention, Holy protection for Blessed blastocysts and putting women who don't know their Old-Testament place in their place.
So with your final earthly breath, just before you enter the Celestial/Telestial (depending how many "spiritual wives" you were Sealed to) Kingdom; hum a few bars of Always Look On the Bright Side of Life and give full thanks to God you still weren't born a woman!
PRAISE BE AND GLORY,
GLORY!