Uhm what was Trumps announcement?

[brettdale]

Cant find anything in our media here???

Dont want to go to faux news to find out.

[JaneyVee]

1. A ransom video.

[Deep13]

2. His hair is divorcing him. nt

[brettdale]

4. so no announcement then?

???

[Incitatus]

9. He says the Obamas thought about seperating 10 years ago.

That's his bombshell.

[EOTE]

3. Pretty please can I have more of your personal documents, Mr. President?

That was the gist of that shitstain's "announcment".

[Incitatus]

5. Another one of his companies went bankrupt. nt

[Life Long Dem]

6. Not a thing

It was a fishing expedition.

[yellowcanine]

7. He announced that Obama has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Just kidding, something about offering $5 million to Obama's favorite charity if Obama releases his passport application and college transcripts.

[brettdale]

10. thanks

Oh dear, what is wrong with trump, surly his advisors are telling him he looks stupid.

[Raster]

8. If President Obama would release his passport application, college transcripts and other meaningless

...documents, then trump would give a $5 million dollar check to the charity of Obama's choice...or something pathetically stupid like that.

Long story short: mindless birther brou-ha-ha.

Longer story short: trump is still an idiot, perhaps even more of an idiot than we previously suspected.

[lpbk2713]

11. Just another lame attention-getting device.

Who can keep track?

[Lucy Goosey]

12. "Look at me! I'm old but I'm still relevent! LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!!"

I paraphrased, but that was the general idea.

[tavernier]

14. Yeah

Just can't stand to be anything but the center of attention. If he didn't have money, he'd be the guy on the street who stands in back of the news correspondent and makes faces at the camera.

[Zen Democrat]

13. Trump's announcement, in so many words, is this:

I need to whip up my visibility to support Celebrity Apprentice, which is now taping. The once stellar ratings have been tanking the last couple of years.

I just lost my Trump Tower management contract. Damn it, they FIRED me.

I'm doing everything I can to prevent having to pay a larger share of taxes to the government, the same government that helped make me rich.

I'm basically a loud-mouth jackass, and I crave the spotlight. So I will frequently blow up expectations of something, or slam a celebrity and start a feud, just anything, really, to get my name in the papers.

Did I mention I'm a whore?