I have a YUGE announcement for Donald Trump

[Mortos]

I am willing to give $5 million dollars to the charity of your choice; The Hair Club for Men, Assholes Without Borders, The Rich Men/Small Dick Association, PBWAPOTH (People Born with Alpacca Pubes on Their Heads), AAA (Arrogant Assholes Anonymous), The Doughy Douche Research Foundation, European Super Models with PTTHD (Post Traumatic Trump Hump Disorder)...you name it, if you will release all documentation, files and correspondence uncovered by your team of private investigators you said you paid to go to Hawaii and uncover the truth about President Obama's place of birth. Hell, I will settle for one certified copy of any bill you paid to any licensed private investigator for expenses incurred in the Hawaii investigation. Prove that you aren't a bloviating, attention starved egomaniac or admit that you are a lying gold plated turd.

The ball is in your court, you deceitful, pompous, ass-clown.







*The records have to meet my satisfaction in order for the monies to be paid.

[timber84]

1. Bravo!

[KT2000]

2. Ha! Great Rant! n/t

[monkeyofstick]

3. Hair we go again

OOOOOOOOOOOOOh man!
I needed that!!

[Mortos]

5. ba doom doom doom ching

This is a great crowd...

[monkeyofstick]

13. cccc

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[ProudProgressiveNow]

4. K&R

[BainsBane]

6. Trump is nothing but a petty media whore

desperate for another 15 minutes of fame. What a narcissist.

[jsmirman]

7. He is a relentless unrepetant shit bag

this asshole has used Chapter 11 bankruptcy FOUR times - you know what this means?

So often, in the case of Trump, He DIDN'T build it on his own - but needed, at a minimum, the machinery and facilities of the courts to help bail him out.

What a useless moron.

[Coyotl]

8. Don't you mean "HUGH"

[fleur-de-lisa]

9. PBWAPOTH (People Born with Alpacca Pubes on Their Heads) . . .

quite possibly the best description of that cranial mess EVER! Thank you!

[Mortos]

10. I had to work on different ways to make fun of his hair

The possibilities are really endless.

[japple]

11. Maybe this will help explain it!

[upi402]

12. Empty!

that howling noise is loud in the wind i bet