Tweets to Donald:

[Lucinda]

JD Crowe ?@CroweJam
The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.

Ed Schultz ?@edshow
NOT BREAKING: Donald Trump releases edited video of himself shouting nonsense at a camera

Four More Years ?@4More
Donald Trump will withhold $5,000,000 from sick children unless Obama meets his demands. Really.

Andy Borowitz ?@BorowitzReport
Attention parents: if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won't grow up to be Donald Trump.

Andy Borowitz ?@BorowitzReport
I think it's very thoughtless of Donald Trump to schedule an appearance when so many of us will be eating.



https://twitter.com/search?q=donald%20trump&src=typd

[Happyhippychick]

1. JD Crowe!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. Awesome!

I've never heard of him, but that was damned funny!

[livetohike]

2. LOL

Thanks for the laugh .

[RomneyLies]

3. The Onion has the best Trump mockery

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

October 24, 2012 | ISSUE 48•43 | More News in Brief



NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/

[malaise]

5. I'd tweet the following if I used that social media

Go buy a fucking rug you attention seeking racist ReTHUG mofo.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

6. Great!

[Liberalynn]

7. My favorite is the one from 4@more

[bigtree]

8. Drunk Ass Rick

?@Rickonia

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Latifah tells what country she's the queen of

[FSogol]

9. "if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now..."

Andy Borowitz is becoming a national treasure.