BREAKING NEWS about Donald Trump......

[Tommy_Carcetti]

......He's an asshole.



Details at 11.

[Tx4obama]

1. Top 8 Possibilities For Donald Trump’s Super Huge, Top Secret Announcement About Obama

Top 8 Possibilities For Donald Trump’s Super Huge, Top Secret Announcement About Obama

Here: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/top-8-possibilities-for-donald-trumps-super-huge-top-secret-announcement-about-obama/#0

[nichomachus]

8. The real secret announcement

Trump's hair has been declared a state and is going to vote for Romney.

[99th_Monkey]

2. BREAKING WIND = when Donald opens his pie hole nt

[gateley]

3. Bwah!

[RomneyLies]

4. I wondered what the shitty smell was every time he talked. nt

[Blue Owl]

5. I gotta go take a trump -- er, I mean dump

[ryan_cats]

6. So what's the news, Trump is an attention **ore?

So what's the news, Trump is an attention **ore? I can relate, maybe, to someone under 18 wanting to get attention but this thing with Trump is disturbing and it's not the first time he's done this. Is he trying to deflect yet another of the companies he manages bankruptcy?

Just go, I think even the right is tired of his b.s.

[1StrongBlackMan]

7. I'm taking all bets that ...

immediately preceding and following the announcement, there will be a pitch for the new trump reality series, How to Stay Relevant, in which contestants pull outlandish stunts to get media coverage ... the winner will be determined by the contestants' media minutes at the end of the 52 week program.

[JackN415]

9. that's not news. That's just a boring fact