Bob Scheiffaer is as useful as nipples on a boar hog.

[Stinky The Clown]

[MichiganVote]

1. God you aren't kidding.

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

2. bring in the women

[Tree-Hugger]

3. Do not

Insult boar hog nipples.

[OldDem2012]

4. Why complain? Mitt's de-mitting himself with a dull knife. nt.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Haven't heard that expression in years - it was one of my grandpa's favorites.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. I think I first heard it, as a kid, as "ninnies on a boar hog" . . . . .

. . . . . but we're all grownups now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. My grandpa actually said "tits on a boar hog."

This would have been back in the '50s; Grandpa was born in 1882. Must be a pretty old expression.

[WCGreen]

6. this guy is just rambling on and on...

[Dickster]

9. My dad

always refered to it as " worthless as tits on a boar", and also liked to quip that "it fit like a saddle on a sow" .... Both fit Mitwitt and the garbage that comes out of his mouth.

[The Magistrate]

10. True, Sir: He is Not Doing His Job