What will it take for Wolf Blitzer to say Obama wins a debate?

[pokerfan]

I'm only asking because he characterized the results of this poll:



as a split decision.

So I'm guessing it will take 51-34 before he even calls it a narrow win.

[zbdent]

1. I'm not sure, but I am sure that I don't have that kind of money ...

[madaboutharry]

2. For Wolfie to say that Pres. Obama won the debate,

Obama will have to reduce Romney to a puddle of water on the floor, like what Dorothy did to the Wicked Witch.

[snappyturtle]

3. LOL! Good one! AND, I think you're about right on what it will take! nt

[OldDem2012]

7. Nah...Wolfie would just say Obama was a mean old bully - Romney wins by default. nt.

[pokerfan]

11. I hate to declare a winner on the second post

but....

So much so, I decided to dash off a photoshop... errr. GIMP, in my case...

[madaboutharry]

13. I'm flattered, I never one anything in my life.

I'm proud this is my first.

[pokerfan]

20. I just loved the imagery

and it was ten minutes of hard work, mind you. I had to find appropriate images to fark, create a transparent layer, erase the background, resize, colorize, flip and rotate Mitt's head (he does this himself on a daily basis BTW), cut a little notch for his head to fit the hat and then cut and paste.

I love the Gimp! Bring out the Gimp!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIMP

[madinmaryland]

28. his mother would have told him to say President Obama won it. nt

[whistler162]

4. I doubt it will ever be cold enough there!

[winstars]

5. Mittens not to show up. Other than that, I do not know...

[Marr]

6. Look at the bright side. No one gives a shit what Wolf Blitzer thinks.

[BeyondGeography]

8. Romney would have to instruct him to do so in his closing remarks

[MjolnirTime]

9. Obama would have to literally kill Romney with his words. That is Wolf's bar.

[Agnosticsherbet]

10. When pigs fly out of his butt.

[tabasco]

12. Blitzer's not too bright.

[pokerfan]

21. And that's another split decision!

Pretty even, really.

[uponit7771]

26. +1!

[krispos42]

14. Not even if Romney fell to the ground, sobbing, before crawling off stage while sucking his thumb.

Because, obviously, Obama was too mean to him.



Maybe if Obama decapitates Romney and slams his head on a pike...?

[malaise]

15. Apparently you missed Blitzer on Celebrity Jeopardy

He's dumber than most of us believed and we always knew he was dumb - his opinion does not matter.

[pokerfan]

22. his opinion doesn't matter to me

but it's amusing to watch him tie himself into knots to avoid declaring Obama a winner.

[LisaL]

16. Romney having a nervous breakdown on stage.

[RomneyLies]

17. I doubt the Pat Robertson fuck to ever admit Obama won

even on inauguration day.

[hay rick]

18. Maybe if somebody turned his microphone off.

Otherwise, knocking Obama, letting Romney off the hook, and keeping the race close is his current job description.

[KharmaTrain]

19. When Sheldon Adelson Tells Him So...

Likudniks stick together. I haven't bothered to watch Chicken Noodle Nuze in years...and he's a major reason...

[pa28]

23. Not possible. Don't listen to Wolf Blitzer.

Romney could declare that we should change our underwear every half hour. Of course you would have to wear them on the outside just so it could be checked.

I can picture Wolf saying this was bold assertion in a time when bold leadership was needed. Honest people would recognize there was room for a debate and we'd just have to leave it there for now and the candidates had dueled to a draw.

He's a joke.

[Indpndnt]

24. Truth serum.

Beyond that, nothing. Unless he's told to tell the truth. But, then, he's on CNN, so that's not happenin'.

[desertduck]

25. when he doesn't have a pulse.

i won't listen to his garbage anymore.

[68 Rex]

27. Obama accepts Bibi as his Personal Savior

Or maybe you didn't know WB used to work for AIPAC...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

29. If Obama could give Wolfie an orgasm

which would involve sending the US military back to bomb and shock and awe Baghdad, which is the last time he had a real orgasm.

[Fumesucker]

30. Waterboarding?