Let me tell you why "I have my beautiful wife, Ann; he has Bill Clinton.” is so funny

[tk2kewl]

It's funny because what he really means is "He has the Big Dog and all I've got is my cold, bitter wife"

The RobMe Party has two living former presidents, Newt, Sanatorium, Perry, Walker and a slew of other Repig governors, etc.

But none of them can stump for poor , poor Mittens, because they are all radioactive. It's really "so very hard" to run for President as a repugnican.

The best option Mittens has for someone to stump for him is his "beautiful" wife Ann. He barely even lets Ryan off the leash.

And don't forget, they are soooo jealous of Clinton, they actually impeached him for getting a little on the side.

[Stargazer09]

1. What really makes me angry

Is how Romney completely ignores our very beautiful, and warm-hearted First Lady.

[tk2kewl]

3. just like he ignores the other 150 million women in this country

why is that surprising?

[Stargazer09]

6. Not surprising

Just makes me mad.

[abumbyanyothername]

18. Don't forget

She is both female and black = 0 points in world-Romney.

[tk2kewl]

19. zero? I thought that would put her into the red.

[abumbyanyothername]

21. Its the old 2 points system from the 70s

1 point for being white; 1 point for being male.

White/Male = 2 points.
White/Female = 1 point.
Black/Male = 1 point.
Black/Female = 0 points.

[tk2kewl]

23. gotcha

[ChairmanAgnostic]

26. "That colored lady? SHE'S FIRST LADY?"

"Is that even Legal? For Pete's sake, we only recently allowed coloreds into the church, and that was because we have big plans for that African region. Think of all those tithing souls! Gosh, it makes me excited! Maybe I should outsource a company or two down there, just to open more doors for our missionaries. Maybe one of my grandsons . . . . naw, it will be Paris for all of them."

[JoePhilly]

41. That joke absolutely degraded Michelle.

There were many other ways to tease Obama about Clinton's role, that was not one of them.

[Stargazer09]

45. I agree

Romney makes me ill every time I see or hear him. What an ugly man.

[doc03]

2. Remember after the first debate when someone on Faux

said Michele looked like she would rather be celebrating her anniversary with Mitt. I am
guessing that was to play to the idiots that watch Faux.

[tk2kewl]

4. i hadn't heard that one ... how absurd

i'm certain Mrs. Obama is counting the days until she never has to be anywhere near that prick

[doc03]

8. Here's the link, it was Ann F---g Colter, you can

skip to 3:15 to save suffering through the whole disgusting video.

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Why am I not surprised? Annie always makes outrageous statements to draw attention to herself.

The more outrageous they are, the better her fans like it. She's disgusting.

[HockeyMom]

5. As a woman,

give me the Big Dawg over Queen Ann any day. Just because I am female doesn't mean I relate to or like ALL members of my own gender. This is like saying a woman will always vote for a woman because of her gender. Duh, NO. You can add "Hockey Mom" Palin and Wild Eyed Backman to the list of women I don't like too.

[Schema Thing]

7. I think I speak for most Americans when I say...

Most of us would much rather wake up next to the Big Dawg than to Ann Romney.



I say that even as a male who is about as close to zero on the Kinsey scale as you can get.

[lolly]

9. I noticed that about Romney/Ryan

That Ryan doesn't seem to be doing much heavy lifting in the campaign.

I wonder if there's an alpha-dog contest going on within the campaign, as reflected in that sad little event where Romney stopped people from chanting for Ryan and tried to lead them in chanting ROMNEY-Ryan.

He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who'd be willing to share the spotlight.

[tk2kewl]

36. mitt thought he rigged enough of the game that he would coast to victory by dissing The President

I think he is such a product of that right-wing money bubble that think everything is about the money.

People are not balance sheets, everyone intrinsically understands that, and they are not buying Romney's shit.
And now poor mittens is all over the place: whining, nervous, angry, outraged.

Thanks Occupy

[gordianot]

11. I heard that joke and wondered at the time if Romney came up with it on his own.

It sounds like typical prep boy Republican humor. They "Romney types" really do hate the smart poor kid smirking non conformist (in the preppy world) who dismisses and mocks them and their antics. Both Clinton and Obama share the ability to put these phonies in their place.

Romney's joke about 65 years of debate preparation was close to the truth. Can you imagine how repressed this pretentious prick really is no wonder he wants to cut hair and dress like a cop.

[IDemo]

12. Beautiful...

[tk2kewl]

13. 4 More Years of Michelle, please!

[gordianot]

14. She could easily have made it as a model or a Supreme Court Justice.

[treestar]

22. Far more beautiful than Queen Ann

both in and out side.

[TeamAmerica]

42. Looks

Looks like she has a lazy eye.

[Auntie Bush]

44. That's not a very nice thing to say on your 3rd post.

[Johonny]

15. After comparing missionary work to vets who fought in Veitnam, Afghanistan and Iraq

I think he doesn't even have her anymore. She is about to go radioactive too.

[tk2kewl]

17. the half-life of these fuckers is way too long

[KharmaTrain]

16. Willard's Been Hiding Behind Her Skirt...

This is quite the relationship...when Willard has a "gender gap" problem he puts his wife out front as if to say "see I have a uterus...so I can relate". It's some of the worst patronizing I've ever seen. He did it during the primaries...then tried to trot her out during the convention and now on "The View". She "vouches" for his character since he has neither the cajones or the scrupples to be able to do it himself. The problem is Queen Ann is as much a self-center cold fish as he is so as Willard so aptly states (behind her back)...she grates on you after a while.

[crunch60]

32. No, she grates me right away, soon as she walked on stage on the view..elitist and smug, be careful

what you say to me , type of attitude, after all, I'm queen Ann Romney.

[thereismore]

20. What I thought he was saying is that Anne is beautiful and Michelle is not. Idiot. nt

[magical thyme]

24. his beautiful wife, the "stabilizer" that he "dumps on" when the going gets tough

and who has mentioned several times how his mental well being is her biggest concern about him.

His wife, on whom his son has said he is dependent to keep from "going crazy."

So basically, he is mentally unstable and dependent on a seriously ill woman to keep him from going psycho when the pressure is on.

Versus somebody who is mentally tough and able to stand alone if his equally tough wife is unavailable at the moment.

[tk2kewl]

25. nice

[imanamerican63]

27. Boorish????

I listened to the Al Smith's fund raiser and though Romney's jokes were more a stump speech! Yes, he had one or two jokes that were somewhat funny, but they were a bitter boorish format, unlike Barrack making fun of him and Biden, less on Romney and Ryan! Obama hit it out of the park once again!

[tk2kewl]

28. Boorish _is_ the tenor of conservative humor

[siligut]

29. I appreciate you for this and there is a good deal of truth here

Mitt wishes he had Clinton on his side. Mitt wishes people other than his family actually liked him.

Even his family is manipulated by his narcissism and a good part of that is that he controls the money.

He knows deep in his heart that if he loses his money and power, that no one will be there for him.

Pitiful, but in a wounded scorpion kind of way.

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[tk2kewl]

30. the way you put it, I almost feel sorry for him

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nt

[siligut]

31. Narcissists will hurt you with your compassion

Especially if you see their weakness, they will slip around and knock you on your ass.

Every time I find myself feeling for Mitt, I think of Sheldon Adelson, Bibi Netanyahu and Karl Rove and our country and that wakes me the fuck up.

But if I could put them all in another dimension with an imitation world, I would enjoy watching the power struggle that is sure to ensue with Mitt in the White House.

[crunch60]

33. Even if Mitt did for some quirk, or theft of the elections, make it to the White House, he would not

be running the show. Rove, Koch and the rest of the leaders of the 1% would be calling the shots. They would give Mitt and Queen Ann some superfluous duties just to pacify them and keep them out of the way.

[siligut]

34. We might wish for that

Even many Latter-day Saints joke about Washington’s “Mormon mafia” – referring to the number of well-placed LDS Church members across town – though they cringe at the thought of being seen as part of some cabal. (Echo Hawk, for his part, left the Obama administration a few weeks after his chapel presentation for a job in the LDS Church hierarchy).
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/12/hfr-with-or-without-romney-d-c-a-surprising-mormon-stronghold/

You haven't heard of the White Horse Prophecy?

[WinkyDink]

37. Ya know, that expression on MR's face ^^^ actually looks genuine!

[lindysalsagal]

35. Well, first, you have to have a sense of humor.

And second, you have to decide that it's not a knock on Michelle, which I didn't assume it was when I heard it.

Most people, except the worst bigots, like Michelle.

I think it's funny because you expect he'll mention his opponent's wife, and then he switches. Plus, it changes the picture from images of Clinton with interns to Clinton bucking up the young kid.

But it really is what that whole night is about: Cute, surprising turn-arounds.

[crunch60]

38. Both Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, are well educated, accomplished women with a proven

track record, they can take the heat. As Hillary said, she hates wieners. Our President, and Bill Clinton are so fortunate to have these incredible women as wives and partners. I think Romney does not want to give them credit for the job they do. Ann's public perception is elitist snob, who finds it difficult and unsavory to answer questions that affronts her status of " Queen" .So he struts his " beautiful wife Ann" around like some trophy, cause who else does he have.

[tk2kewl]

39. thats sounds pretty true.

could you imagine what Clinton vs. Romney would have been like 4 years ago in a parallel universe somewhere

[flamingdem]

40. She's a dog too in her own way

Small dog vs Big dawg ... Obama has him beat ruff

[upi402]

43. shhh don't tell the idjit voters that Bush = Republican

:LOL: