The Koch brothers are pretty sure you’re gonna get THEIR Mitt Romney.
Id like to hear something like this:
Yeah, I didnt do very well in the last debate. One of the reasons is that Id prepared to debate the Mitt Romney Ive heard campaigning for the past several years. That Mitt Romney wants to increase defense spending, cut taxes on the super-rich, and eliminate the deficit, all at the same time. If we get that Mitt Romney, the deficit will soar, and so will taxes on the middle class. Now my opponent is telling you hes a different Mitt Romney. You have to ask yourself, if hes elected, which Mitt Romney youre gonna get. The Koch brothers are pretty sure youre gonna get their Mitt Romney. The Mitt Romney who pledged that he wouldnt accept one dollar in new revenue for every ten dollars in spending cuts. The Mitt Romney who, when he thinks nobodys watching, calls half of you irresponsible freeloaders.
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/10/16/preparing-for-the-next-lie/#comment-3838107