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for dog lovers only... (Original Post)
kpete
Oct 2012
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Raven
(13,891 posts)1. All true. :-)
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)2. Thanks for sharing that.
If you train them not to do about half those things, they will break your heart even more.
niyad
(113,306 posts)3. k and r--thank you for sharing
riderinthestorm
(23,272 posts)4. Brilliant! nt
AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)5. cats demand equal time
Aerows
(39,961 posts)6. The last one
"I took a dump on the neighbor's petunias" made me LOL for some reason. That was great.
StarryNite
(9,445 posts)7. So cute!
smokey nj
(43,853 posts)8. "And you'll never meet a person who is so genuinely happy to be with you."
THIS is why I love being a dog walker. The pay sucks, but it's the best job in the world.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)9. As the owner of five rescued dogs...
I laughed.
I cried.
I nearly pooped my pants, but thought one of the dogs might eat it, so I didn't.
smokey nj
(43,853 posts)10. If I write a book about my experiences as a dog walker, I'm going to call it
"A Turd in the Hand: Things I've Pulled Out of Dogs' Mouths"
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)16. Eww!
Glad to have cats and not dogs, especially after reading about all the poop eating!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)11. Absolutely true to the max.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)12. K&R - perfect.
Duppers
(28,120 posts)13. ROFLMAO Funny.
Seriously.
Thx for posting this; I'm passing it on.
Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)14. This was great! So funny I laughed out loud and the dogs came to investigate.
They didn't get it when their appearance made me laugh even harder!
CakeGrrl
(10,611 posts)15. That's my dog!
DirkGently
(12,151 posts)17. Pure gold.