Joe Biden Will Rip Paul Ryan's Head Off & Shit Down His Windpipe Tonight.

[David Zephyr]

This is not even going to be a close debate. Joe Biden will wipe the floor with Congressman Ryan tonight. So much so that Ryan will lose his own Congressional seat.

Show time.

[a geek named Bob]

1. Don't tease me like that... n/t

[David Zephyr]

5. Seriously. Right down his lying windpipe.

[a geek named Bob]

8. in that case...

I'll ice up my ankle, instead of hitting the sheets early.

[David Zephyr]

13. Yo!

[SharonAnn]

2. I certainly hope so.

[David Zephyr]

7. Political decapitation.

and done with Joe Biden's amazing smile. Can't wait, SharonAnn.

[renate]

3. well, shoot, I'll tune in to see that!

I was going to watch anyway, but that sounds awesome!

[David Zephyr]

10. Awesome, renate.

!

[Lucy Goosey]

4. Yes!

Even better, Biden will do all of that while still managing to come across as the nicest, most affable politician ever. Little Paul won't know what's happening until it's way too late. I can't wait!

[David Zephyr]

11. And it will be done with Biden's amazing smile.

Sliced and diced.

[CatWoman]

6. I love it when you talk like that

[David Zephyr]

12. I think you'll like this photo, too. OXOX

[CatWoman]

16. ...

[Aerows]

18. Joe's a great guy

and his wife is both lovely and intelligent. I hope he kicks the ever living shit out of Paul Ryan.

We are counting on Joe!!

[DavidDvorkin]

9. I'd pay to see that.

[David Zephyr]

15. You won't have to pay for it. It's going to be fantastic.

Biden!!!

[DavidDvorkin]

21. True. I'll be watching.

I'll be satisfied if Biden does it figuratively, although I'd be delighted if he did it literally.

[David Zephyr]

24. Ryan will think it was literally.

[Cha]

14. Hey, I didn't think about this

being a chance to get minimittLies outta our Congress, too!

Best of Luck to VP Biden and the Ripping!

[David Zephyr]

20. Cha! Cha!

The ripping!

[Aerows]

17. I hope so

It's time to kick ass or chew bubble gum, and we are all out of gum.

[David Zephyr]

22. Know so.

The one thing I am certain of about Joe Biden is that he doesn't lose debates.

Paul Ryan is a scared little rich boy tonight.

[DearHeart]

19. I hope that you are CORRECT!!! nt

[David Zephyr]

23. Take heart, DearHeart!

And I love that song and movie, too.

[DearHeart]

59. You made a good rhyme there! That movie is one of my favorites...as you can tell.

[Qutzupalotl]

25. You're raising expectations.

Now if Biden merely rips Paul Ryan's ear off and shits on his shoulder, that will be seen as a loss.

[David Zephyr]

27. Ha!

That's funny! I like you.

[Cooley Hurd]

26. We will witness something tonight akin to Bentsen vs Quayle...

Ryan will serve it (his coconut) up, and Biden will SMASH it out of the stadium. And then, triumphantly, will take his biggest poop and shove it down his trachea. Of course, Ryan will choke it up and spit it out, only to have Biden grab it in mid-lob, and promptly cram it back down his lie-pipe.

Okay Cooley... don't hit "Post My Reply!"

Aw shit... too late.

[David Zephyr]

33. Cooley!

You already slayed me at "trachea". The rest put me on the floor!

[immoderate]

28. I'm expecting something like that. Should be a great mismatch!

Killer Joe! (Benny Golson)

--imm

[David Zephyr]

35. Thanks for the video.

Killer Joe.

[immoderate]

42. It popped into my head. Gets me psyched!

I went over to YouTube and played several versions of this. Quincy Jones did it with a big band and some vocals.

Inspiring.

Y' welcome!

--imm

[siligut]

50. This is our VP Joe alright

Intelligent, experienced, talented, cool and clever. And Ryan is a lollipop. This will be good.

[Laffy Kat]

29. Fingers crossed you're right. n/t

[David Zephyr]

39. Welcome to the DU, Laffy Kat.

Get ready to cheer!

[hrmjustin]

30. Yes!

[David Zephyr]

44. This thread is for confident Democrats!

[LaydeeBug]

31. I absolutely expect the opposite...Paul Ryan will CINCH this thing, and if he doesn't

it shows that mitt Romney's camp is in complete disarray.

Utter. disarray.

[David Zephyr]

40. Your confidence will be on steroids tomorrow, LaydeeBug.

[Shankapotomus]

32. Somebody has their game face on lol (nt)

[David Zephyr]

41. Oh my goodness. That is war paint on my face.

[Blaukraut]

34. I suspect that Ryan will lay the groundwork tonight for attacks over the Libya incident

Not a coincidence that Stephanie Cutter has been playing defense on that today.

[morningfog]

36. I suspect Biden will tear him to shreds on foreign policy and Ryan will regret mentioning

anything outside of fantasy budgets.

[David Zephyr]

45. Yep. Fox and the Issa "Hearings" setting the stage for a full week.

And Ryan will be on his steroids on this one note. Biden will be ready for it. But you are right, Blaukraut. 100%

[oswaldactedalone]

37. He damn well better!! n/t

[David Zephyr]

47. He will. It's in his DNA.

Biden will be a mountain lion tonight.

[Douglas Carpenter]

38. I certainly hope so. He should be able to just by taking Ryan at his words

[David Zephyr]

48. Wonder if Joe will go "marathon" on Ryan?

Yes, he can use Ryan's words against Romney and the other way around, too.

[WinkyDink]

43. Best OP Headline this month!

[David Zephyr]

49. Go Joe!!!!

[CoffeeCat]

46. LOVE THIS!!

And I love your enthusiasm!

I wrote an OP with the same sentiment, but it was very long-winded.

You did a much better job, with your very pithy, concise and inspiring post.

I agree about Biden. I think he's incredibly talented, with such a vast knowledge of foreign policy, economics, geo-political issues and social policy. Biden also has sharp communications skills and an ability to connect with voters. He's popular with blue-collar voters and with Democrats and Independents.

Paul Ryan is a chump with bad ideas. He's so outmatched in this debate, I actually feel sorry for him.

I say--bring it!!

And thanks for bringing your no-nonsense enthusiasm!

[David Zephyr]

51. CoffeeCat!

Love your enthusiasm!!!

It's contagious!!! Joe Biden is the real deal!

[CoffeeCat]

56. And here we go!!!

See you on the other side of this debate!!

[Beartracks]

52. From your keyboard to God's Inbox. :) n/t

[BlueDemKev]

53. He'd friggin' BETTER!

We MUST get the momentum back!

Let's go, Joe!

[Loudestlib]

54. O'lord I'm both excited and nervous

[Drab]

55. Release the Biden!!!

[joshcryer]

57. Agree.

Biden isn't going to fuck around.

[joshcryer]

58. Kick.

[DavidDvorkin]

60. Your prediction was correct.

[Aoxous]

61. lol...awesome call.