Rick Scott gives out his favorite phone # (adult phone sex)...

[Sancho]

http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/gov-rick-scott-gives-number-to-wrong-kind-of-hotline-during-health-briefing/1255626

"During Tuesday's meeting of the Florida Cabinet, Gov. Rick Scott gave a routine update on the fungal meningitis outbreak in the state. But rather than direct people to the meningitis hotline, he transposed two numbers and instead directed callers to an "adult" phone line.
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A spokesperson for Scott said the governor had an incorrect number in his copy of the briefing report. Thirty minutes into the Cabinet meeting, the governor corrected himself and read the correct number: 866-523-7339."

[MADem]

1. "I gotcher fungal meningitis right heah!!!" That's hilarious (dire public health problem,

but hilarious situation for Scott to find himself in...!)

[RevStPatrick]

2. I used to work for an Apple reseller...

...and I would often have to give people Apple's support hotline number.
It was one digit off from a phone sex line.
A number of times I got calls from annoyed customers saying that I had given them the wrong number.
One guy thanked me for it...

[Liberalynn]

4. That's funny

[Initech]

3. 1-800-FAIL