Romney’s X Rays Reveal Shocking Condition
Although this "spoof story" ran a couple of months ago, it sure has some truth in it.
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This is the most unheard of thing I’ve ever heard of,’ says his doctor.
Salt Lake City, Utah | The shocking results of GOP candidate Mitt Romney’s physical had the medical staff of the Brigham Young Faith-Based Medical Center at a loss to explain what they found.
What they found: Incontrovertible proof that Mitt Romney actually does possess one sincere bone in his body.
“We have checked and rechecked our tests and can now announce the results with certainty,” said Chief Internist Orem Cluff, surrounded by his staff of specialists.
Romney’s doctors released this image showing x-rays of the candidate’s entire body, highlighting the location of the single sincere bone in his body.
“Contrary to Mr. Romney’s long-held belief, we have discovered that Mr. Romney does indeed have one sincere bone in his body. We know this will come as a shock to the many Republicans who loathe him, to the public who doesn’t believe a word he says, and to the Democrats, all whom believed — with good reason — that Mr. Romney didn’t have a sincere bone in his body.
“But after x-raying his entire body, we found that one of the metatarsals in his left foot — which is the one that he prefers to put in his mouth — is quite engagingly sincere.
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