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vanlassie

(5,678 posts) Wed Oct 10, 2012, 08:45 AM Oct 2012

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It's Wednesday. Does Mitt Support Abortion Rights Today, Or Not?

I just can't figure it out- is it alternate Tuesdays? I've got to crack that dude's code.

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It's Wednesday. Does Mitt Support Abortion Rights Today, Or Not? (Original Post) vanlassie Oct 2012 OP

Since today is Wednesday, so it's double points flip-flop day. TheCowsCameHome Oct 2012 #1

Oh! That's right! Thanks! vanlassie Oct 2012 #2

His flip-flops are random rock Oct 2012 #3

It's an even date. Possibly not. nt LiberalEsto Oct 2012 #4

Depends. Who's he speaking to today? nt pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #5

Ok FINE. What about home mortgage deductions?? vanlassie Oct 2012 #6

Who's asking? n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #7

Ha ha just imagine Mitt campaigning at the penitentiary... vanlassie Oct 2012 #8

He would say that if he were there, but I doubt he'd go if they don't have voting rights. porphyrian Oct 2012 #10

The ultimate salesman.... MountainMazza Oct 2012 #9

You have to specify the LisaL Oct 2012 #11

All the Mitt-flops are confusing. sinkingfeeling Oct 2012 #12

I've been working on it... Buns_of_Fire Oct 2012 #13

Oh! I see where I became confused. I forgot Poland!! vanlassie Oct 2012 #14

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

1. Since today is Wednesday, so it's double points flip-flop day.

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 08:50 AM

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vanlassie

(5,678 posts)

2. Oh! That's right! Thanks!

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 08:56 AM

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rock

(13,218 posts)

3. His flip-flops are random

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:00 AM

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Thus he is statistically non-informatory.

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

4. It's an even date. Possibly not. nt

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:01 AM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

5. Depends. Who's he speaking to today? nt

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Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:02 AM

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vanlassie

(5,678 posts)

6. Ok FINE. What about home mortgage deductions??

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:09 AM

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porphyrian

(18,530 posts)

7. Who's asking? n/t

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Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:10 AM

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vanlassie

(5,678 posts)

8. Ha ha just imagine Mitt campaigning at the penitentiary...

Reply to porphyrian (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:17 AM

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"I will repeal any felony law that you people have been convicted under. Honest!"

porphyrian

(18,530 posts)

10. He would say that if he were there, but I doubt he'd go if they don't have voting rights.

Reply to vanlassie (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:20 AM

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MountainMazza

(312 posts)

9. The ultimate salesman....

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:17 AM

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Promises anything and everything. Be wary of signing any contract with him-he is a big shark...and eats little fishes. This is who he is and what he does. It runs in his veins.

LisaL

(44,974 posts)

11. You have to specify the

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:21 AM

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time of day.

sinkingfeeling

(51,464 posts)

12. All the Mitt-flops are confusing.

Reply to vanlassie (Original post)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 09:47 AM

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Buns_of_Fire

(17,183 posts)

13. I've been working on it...

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Wed Oct 10, 2012, 10:02 AM

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If Numeric-Day-Of-Week > 4 AND ((Phase-of-Moon > 1st-Quarter AND < 3rd-Quarter) OR (Phase-of-Moon = Full)) AND ((Current-State > Mason-Dixon-Line AND < Continental-Divide) OR (State-Status = Red) OR (State-Status = Purple AND Event-Sponsor-Net-Worth > 249999999.99)) AND (Current-Bowel-Movement = "No" OR Event-Menu-Entree = Fried_Chicken) THEN Support-for-Choice = "No" ELSE Support-for-Choice = "No-But-Tell-Them-Yes" ON ERROR GOSUB Blink_Eyes GOSUB Smack_Lips IF Camera-on-You NEXT SENTENCE ELSE GOSUB Flatulence_Routine.

(Something like that. I'm still working out the bugs.)

vanlassie

(5,678 posts)

14. Oh! I see where I became confused. I forgot Poland!!

Reply to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 12:39 PM

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