Tim Tebow has big plans for 666th 'Monday Night Football' game

[cali]

And so it was that on the morn of the 666th Monday Night Football game in the course of mankind, Timothy Richard Tebow noticed this numerical oddity and took to the mount to declare his righteousness against the mark of the beast.

On the second Monday of October, Tebow took a respite from reading his papyrus playbook to declare his intentions for the eve: "Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39."

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The Bible verse Tebow references in the tweet says: "For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God."

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Now that he plays for the Jets, we're sure it's also completely accidental that the Bible verse right before Romans 8:37-39 has to do with sheeps being led to the slaughter.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/08/tim-tebow-666-monday-night-football/1620961/

[jsr]

1. He should wear a walking step counter

Everytime it says 666, he should stop and do something special to ward off the devil.

[zbdent]

2. I just said this on FB a few minutes ago ...

"Well, I'm sure happy that God is not distracted with all that suffering and pain and murder in the world. Those football games are VERY IMPORTANT THINGS in this world. God has his priorities straight ..."

[ldf]

3. the entire opposition team should have black slash marks beneath each eyes with white paint writing

the one on the wearer's right says "f**k",
the one on the wearer's left says "you".

or maybe tim can wear "ephesians" "6:5" to inspire his own black teammates.

[mnhtnbb]

4. Do you suppose he could fit some Magic Underwear underneath that tight football uniform?

No, oh, well, never mind. God won't be watching him then anyway, right?

[Ilsa]

5. The Houston Texans are going to lead that flock

of sheep to slaughter. Texans are on a tear.

[jmowreader]

6. And when God decides he likes Matt Schaub better than Tim Tebow?

[Kurovski]

7. What a god damned show off.

Just fuckin' play the game.

[Nevernose]

8. Someone should have mentioned he has the # wrong

It's 626. Look it up.

[Johonny]

9. he probably should have planned on winning more

point of football is to out score your opponent. No one gives a crap if your more righteous with the lord when your down 23-17.