Romney Squats in Front of School Children, They Gaze in Astonishment as He Leaves a Surprise!!

[trailmonkee]

I wonder what it is?


pic from Fairfield Virginia Today

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Looks like he's giving the little girl a lap dance

Absolutely horrific image.

[OldDem2012]

2. She's seeing Big Bird as he's eating his way out. nt.

[Indpndnt]

4. Okay, that made me lol!

And now the dogs are looking at me funny. I blame you.

[OldDem2012]

6. Sorry!

[Doodler71]

3. WTH?

Is this photoshopped? Did he just dust crop that kid?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. "Look kids, I'm not a taker; I'm a maker"

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Pin the tail on the donkey. How cute.

[OldDem2012]

8. What you can't see is the kid in front pulling Uncle Mitt's finger. nt.

[randome]

9. He laid another Ryan!

[CoffeeCat]

10. oh boy...

I guess this is what happens when you only pull up your pants 47 percent of the way.

[Fumesucker]

11. ZOMG! He's really a PEZ dispenser!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. I do have empathy - I'm even sheltering a family of squirrels for winter

[winstars]

13. Thanks for this photo, just used it in some emails to friends with similar views, pun intended.. n/t

[Drahthaardogs]

14. OMG! He SHIT on the little kids!

First Big Bird now THIS! WHAT an ASSHOLE!

[trailmonkee]

15. Yes!

[randome]

16. Gaze upon my magic underdrawers! And tremble!

[Turborama]

17. Recommended for all the hilarious captions

Thanks a lot guys, I've been laughing so much I almost Romney'd myself.

[greiner3]

18. Made ABC News;

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/romney-pulls-a-u-ey-to-drop-by-elementary-school/

[hedgehog]

20. It's odd for me to be saying something like this, but something

about the way he interacts with kids raises the hairs on the back of my neck! Creepy!

[bongbong]

19. He shat out a penny

"My policies will make sure that this will be the average daily wage in America when you are old enough to work"

[trailmonkee]

21. ha!

[Oilwellian]

23. Please sir, I want some more

[trailmonkee]

24. .

[tokenlib]

22. So that's how "trickle down" works...he's leaving "something" for the little ones....n/t

[Norrin Radd]

25. He shat out some of that legendary "style" I keep hearing about.

[DeSwiss]

26. Great minds, etc., etc., etc., - :-D K&R /n-t

[Luminous Animal]

27. Yep. DU is indeed the most politically intelligent community on the internet.

[trailmonkee]

30. is that what came out of his butt?

sorry, couldn't help myself

I agree with your sentiment though, and humor is the highest form of intelligence imho..and there is a lot of humor on DU.... even the occasional potty humor

[Kalidurga]

28. Hey kids watch me pull another made up statistic out of my...

oh hey and while you are up there could you please pull my head out as well.

[SoCalDem]

29. He farted in their general direction?