Patton Oswalt fucking NAILS IT, perfectly sums up Obama's debate performance

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Patton Oswalt · 125,019 like this
Wednesday at 8:08pm ·

Mitt won tonight. Sorry, everyone. It doesn't matter how many blazing lies he spewed -- all he needed to do was change the narrative. And he did it. This was Romney's Clubber Lang moment. Now Obama better go find his Apollo Creed and train. He's got three more.

https://www.facebook.com/pattonoswalt/posts/10151114620367655

[demwing]

1. We'll see

and when we do, then we'll see.

[JustAnotherGen]

2. Maybe he's right

I think Obama needs to practice - 7.8. 7.8. 7.8. 7.8.

Mr. President - what color do you think we should change the sky to?

7.8.


Mr. President - how do you feel about the bombing in Turkey and Syria?

7.8


Mr. President - What is your wife's name?

7.8


And so on, and so forth, etc. etc.

I'm giving him an 'etch a sketch' on the first debate. Know why? 7.8.

[chelsea0011]

3. I'm not sure I believe this after a couple of says. There are many stories out there

talking about Rmoney's lies.

[Ikonoklast]

4. Swing and a miss, there, Patton.

Everyone is talking about Big Bird, and Romney's lies, and his bully boy performance.

Romney fucked himself hard in that debate.

[siligut]

8. And he really liked it

It is the drunk analogy again, it feels so good now . . .

[joycejnr]

5. We may be overreacting here...

...the post-debate polling seems to belie this "Clubber Lane" notion. The only effect looks to be on the Republican-leaning voters who hadn't made their minds up. And with those people, it's a flip of the coin just before they enter the voting booth.

[MADem]

6. "Patton Oswalt" has spoken. Everyone else just needs to shut up, is that it?

Sorry. Patton was speaking well before the fact-checkers got to work.

I am not going to take my political cues from an unhealthy looking comedian who did voice work on Squidbillies and is the fifth banana on Two and a Half Men, sorry.

I think I'll take my cues from BIG BIRD--he's been all over the internet in the past few days, and I hear more people referencing him that "Patton Oswalt."

If I had to pick a winner, it would be Big Bird. The loser was Jim Lehrer.

[bigtree]

7. he's never looked more lame

oh . . . yeah.

[JaneyVee]

9. Actually, I think it is more about what Obama DIDN'T say.