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Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 01:59 PM Oct 2012

According to Hannity/Carlson, I'm a racist or bigot.

I'm from Chicago, born, raised and lived there for 37 of my almost 48 years. Though I've been in AZ long enough that most of my Chicago accent is gone, when I get together with anyone from Chicago (especially my son) that accent mysteriously comes back with a vengeance.

It's not a conscious act, but it's noticeable enough that one particular friend of mine that was born/raised in AZ starts laughing and mutters 'Da Bears'. Yes, we sound stereotypically like an old SNL skit.

This also means that anyone of any region with a discernible accent or mannerisms is, in fact, a racist or bigot. All my friends from the east coast are especially racist and bigoted. My family from Louisiana...racists. My friends from Mexico...bigots and racists. All those friends from NY??? Holy hot damn...total friggin' racists!!!

It's so sad that we can't all talk like 'normal white folk' like Hannity and Carlson.

I guess there's only one thing left to say, Sean and Tucker? Yous guys are assholes. Fuck yous!!! Now, get me a damned Italian beef before I smash yer stupid face into a brick wall.

DA BEARS!!!!!

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According to Hannity/Carlson, I'm a racist or bigot. (Original Post) Wait Wut Oct 2012 OP
Same thing happens to me ... I grew up in Philly, but have not lived there for more than JoePhilly Oct 2012 #1
One of my BFs is from Philly! Wait Wut Oct 2012 #3
Bronx girl here! dorkzilla Oct 2012 #2
It's weird, but I have a lot of friends from NY... Wait Wut Oct 2012 #5
LOL...I'm from Philly originally, and I can tell you that "cawfee" and "dawgs" are Philly too! whathehell Oct 2012 #7
You forgot to call him a jag-off. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #4
LOL!!! Wait Wut Oct 2012 #6
Oh, that's a nice one! whathehell Oct 2012 #8
In da bronx... dorkzilla Oct 2012 #9
Bastid! whathehell Oct 2012 #10
When did Carlson become Hannity's butt boy? yellowcanine Oct 2012 #11

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)
1. Same thing happens to me ... I grew up in Philly, but have not lived there for more than
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:14 PM
Oct 2012

20 years.

I left Philly and went to graduate school in Texas. At the end of the first semester, I flew back to Philly. My sister said that my voice was deeper. I couldn't tell.

I stayed in Philly for about 3 weeks. Flew back to Texas ... and for the first few hours I was there, no one could understand anything I said.

What changed was the speed of my speech.

People in Philly speak rather quickly. In Texas, they tended to speak more slowly, and so when in Texas, my speech slowed down so others could understand me. When I'd go back to Philly, it took me a little while to understand everyone else, and in a day or two, my speech speed accelerated back to normal. Cause if you want to talk in Philly, you better be quick.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
3. One of my BFs is from Philly!
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:47 PM
Oct 2012

Her boyfriend is from Jersey...it's interesting to see who gets the last word when we all get together. My poor husband is from SoCal. He spends most of the time trying unsuccessfully to sneak in a word or two.

dorkzilla

(5,141 posts)
2. Bronx girl here!
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:44 PM
Oct 2012

Same thing happens to me, although I've moved back into the NYC suburbs after living in Cali for a while. There are lots of people around me to have "cawfee" with "aftah we wahk our dawgs". If you heard my "natural" voice you would swear I took elocution lessons. Oddly enough though, after being raised by an Irish woman, and having spent a fair deal of summers in Ireland as a child, I find that when I am back in Ireland, or spending time with my Irish relations, I begin to speak as though I were born and bred in County Clare.

Or, as dey say from my home town "go figyah"!

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
5. It's weird, but I have a lot of friends from NY...
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 02:57 PM
Oct 2012

...here in AZ. They all talk funny.

A combo Bronx/Irish accent would make you a foreigner in AZ. Bring yer papers.

whathehell

(29,096 posts)
7. LOL...I'm from Philly originally, and I can tell you that "cawfee" and "dawgs" are Philly too!
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:13 PM
Oct 2012

Many years ago, when I moved from Philly to San Francisco, everyone thought I was a New Yorker from Brooklyn.

I had to tell them that, though Philly and New York have SIMILAR accents, Philly people do NOT

drop the "R", as in "New Yawk"...They do, however, have that "aw" sound as in "cawfee" and "dawgs", lol

Truthfully, though, EVERY area of this country has an accent!...Like Joe Philly, I've been away from the hometown and lived

in Chicago for 15 years, but some here STILL tell me I have an "East Coast accent". Chicagaoans have a unique accent

as well. Like a lot of people west of Pittsburgh, for instance, they say these three words exactly the same way:

Mary, Merry, and Marry. When my Midwest spouse teases me about some left over Philly-isms,

I remind him that at least "East Coast people know how to pronounce the "short" form of the vowels "a" and "e'.

In places west, they seem to have this problem.

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