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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRudy holds press conference at Four Seasons.
The landscapers next door to the famous adult bookstore and peep show.
Link to tweet
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-four-seasons-total-landscaping_n_5fa6e08bc5b6f21920dc14f7
So much winning.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)That is truly a picture worth a thousand words!
Oh my! Hohohohehehe.
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)Remember when Dumpy came back from Walter Reed and ripped off his mask?
They staged two takes to make him happy.
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)Think of the Liberty Bell: How many today would remember its story without the crack?
Under The Radar
(3,405 posts)What in the hell are we doing?
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)The underlings all fear the wrath of the Boss and Sub-Bosses.
Glad theyre limited intellectually, too, though. As Gen. George S. Patton said to his staff:
If everyones thinking alike, nobodys doing any thinking.
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)met with my editors in NYC, somehow.
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)Then they held it in the back.
Zambero
(8,974 posts)With a longstanding reputation for moving and spreading large piles of dirt and fertilizer.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)After all, he always tells us he is the Lawn Order Pres.
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)To paraphrase the guy in The Graduate: One word: Semiotics.
Shermann
(7,455 posts)Shermann
(7,455 posts)Four Seasons Total Landscaping needs to be preserved as a national museum.
This is where the retraction of 2020's "declared victory" by the media will have all started. A grass roots movement of protests and social media and legal battles is going to result in the full restoration of Trump's status as victor. This historic upset will be more shocking than the Dewey / Truman debacle of the 1940's.
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)Thank you, Shermann!
They deserve to placed on the National Registry of Historic Places.
Then there are the lessons even Ms DeVos wouldnt call indoctrination:
Today the lawn. Tomorrow the edging.
Rudy is a few plants short of a full flat.
When a President mows it, that means its not mossery.
Glorfindel
(9,739 posts)Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)Inflatables, for instance, are a big seller.
Hugin
(33,222 posts)Borat?
Seriously, I NEED some sort of explanation. Something. ANYTHING!
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)Corey Lewandowski is working on an answer. In the meantime, the press has dug up a new twist to this developing story...
Not that Four Seasons: how Trump event ended up next to sex shop and crematorium
US president mocked after news conference featuring Rudy Giuliani was held in landscaping firm car park instead of upscale hotel
Tribune News Service, Nov. 9, 2020
Excerpt...
In a Facebook post Sunday, the Four Seasons team described itself as a "family-owned small business run by lifelong Philadelphians" that would have "proudly hosted any presidential candidates campaign."
"We strongly believe in America and in democracy," the message read. It promised it would have merch ready to sell by Monday.
But even the companys staff seemed somewhat perplexed by their moment in the national spotlight. Kevin Moran, a foreman at the firm, simply shrugged when asked about it while opening the gate to the businesss lot on Sunday.
He said that he believed the campaign had found the business on Google and was interested in it because it was a "secure location" set off from the street by a security fence.
As for the confusion with the hotel, Moran said, "everybody gets mixed up. Theres multiple Four Seasons. Four Seasons Hotel, theres two Four Seasons Landscaping. Were Total, the other one, I think its just landscaping."
Continues...
https://tribunecontentagency.com/tns_articles/no-not-that-four-seasons-how-team-trumps-news-conference-ended-up-at-a-northeast-philly-landscaping-firm/
Id like to see a Hallmark Made for TV movie on this. Jim Carey could do Corey proud.
Hugin
(33,222 posts)Lo! The irony runs deep.
It's a shame Stanley Kubrick or Wes Craven are no longer with us... However, maybe Quentin Tarantino could take a crack at it or David Lynch if he hasn't lost his edge.
Ha! Jim Carey! There's cinema magic brewing here!
dalton99a
(81,637 posts)CrispyQ
(36,540 posts)Freddie
(9,275 posts)Im sure thats why.
Hugin
(33,222 posts)It might take a few days, but, we'd have an answer.
Hav
(5,969 posts)I would have loved to see the faces of Rudy and his gang when they showed expecting a nice conference room and then they were told it'd be in the backyard of some random shop.
I hope that those who recorded the event also zoomed out from time to time.
Kid Berwyn
(14,992 posts)That moment must have been awesome.
I understand Trump himself tweeted the address to invitees.
IADEMO2004
(5,566 posts)Malarkey
0rganism
(23,975 posts)not sure which is funnier
Blue Owl
(50,529 posts)n/t