I'll be on a plane during the debate! What will I miss?

[nolabear]

I'm thinking Mitt will last about three questions and will launch into something that makes The Aristocrats look like Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

Or we'll find out there IS a God and this will be the last straw. *POOF!* Lightning!

Or Paul Ryan will try to storm the stage and the SS will take him out with a tackle worthy of the NFL as he screams "I DO NOT KNOW THAT ASSHOLE! 2016!!"

Or Orelly Taitz, drunk as a skunk, will forget that there are no questions from the audience and will shriek "HVERE IZZST ZART BIRZ ZITIFIQUART??" but no one will understand her and (see SS reaction above).

Or Ann Romney will launch herself from the crowd screaming "Stop it! His mental health is fragile! This is too hard!"

Or one of the boys will finally realize it's the perfect time to get back at Dad for all those butter-faceplants.

What will I miss? (And thank heaven for reruns and commentary!)

[Brother Buzz]

1. A window that opens?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Some planes have wifi. You might be able to keep track in real time.

[nolabear]

4. I'll be checking that, you can be certain. SF to NO, so who knows?

[chelsea0011]

3. You will miss the RW claiming Mitt won the election and clearly showed

that there is a clear choice in the election. These talking points have already been written.

[SaveAmerica]

5. A heartfelt rendition of "I am Mormon hear me roar, too shifty-eyed to be ignored!"

...I don't have time to think of folks too poor'

[SaveAmerica]

6. If you're not wealthy - you are invisible!!

[BlueStreak]

9. Followed by ...

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[HopeHoops]

7. Nothing that won't show up on "The Daily Show".

[BlueStreak]

8. We'll let you know after the election

No, seriously.

That's the drinking game line for this debate:

"We'll let you know our plans after the election."