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To: Yaelle
MITT, dont let them do your MAKEUP! Use your own makeup person. By all means, dont refuse to use a bit of makeup like Nixon did in his debate with Kennedy; but dont let the media sabotage you there! - Also, watch them on the LIGHTING! Theyve been known to use sickly greenish lighting for the Republican. (Tell Ryan!)
38 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:14:51 PM by Twinkie (IT'S THE OBAMA ECONOMY, ZIPPY!!)
To: Yaelle
Reply to every moderator question: That is an interesting question, although I do not accept your premise. Then launch into Obama with whatever the hell point about his wretched Presidency you want to make. When the moderator attempts to shut you up, repeat again and again: Mr. Moderator, all American knows which side you support in this debate. After applause dies down, go back to kicking Obama.
40 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:17:40 PM by OffMyMeds (Crede et manducasti)
To: Yaelle
Heres something for the Romney Strategy Team:
WITHOUT BRIDGING THE GAP AMONG WHITE SINGLE WOMEN, ROMNEY LOSES.
Women in general are moved by emotion not by abstract numbers, graphs, and statistics about debt and budget deficits.
Run ads 24/7 that:
1. Show burning embassy buildings, our ambassador and ex-seals arriving in coffins with a tag line that Obama thinks all this is a bump in the road.
2. Show DNC delegates booing God during the DNC Convention.
3. Show Obamas same old same old promises in his own words 2008 and 2012.
This is a hands down winner. It appeals to women. This is the one voting bloc that Obama needs to win.
26 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:04:48 PM by Steelfish (ui)
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That's right...don't confuse the "wimin" folk with charts and graphs.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)He gonna steal all them wimmens from you Romney! Don't let him!
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)maxrandb
(15,330 posts)is what Hate Radio and Faux News has done to these asshats!
Saw a damn pick-up truck litterally covered with anti-Obama bumper stickers and wingnutty "don't tread on me" signs.
The license plate was in one of those "US Navy-Retired" brackets, and when I pull up along side, it's an old guy who is obviously drawing Social Security, Medicare and a Pension from the Navy.
Seriously, the guy was one of the 47% RMoney wants to chew up and spit out, BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)RKP5637
(67,109 posts)some Americans, some of the "stupid" in this country is so pervasive.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)RKP5637
(67,109 posts)BarackTheVote
(938 posts)Animorphs anyone? Anyone...?
RKP5637
(67,109 posts)Panasonic
(2,921 posts)and stupidity.
Ignoring moderators request to answer the question makes you look like an ogrish amateur in a debate.
Mitt'll fuck up his debates and that would be the biggest question of the day - just how much did Mitt fuck his campaign and his downticket Republican's chances of holding the House has dropped down to jack and shit, and Jack just left town.
surrealAmerican
(11,361 posts)... if he took their advice. They honestly have no idea how bad that would make him look to most people.
maxrandb
(15,330 posts)To: shankbear
What if Romney announces in his first answer that hes put up a website that lists all of Ubamas failures and lies and has a photo slideshow of his presidency for all to see. Of course, the photos would be of Ubama not putting his hand on his heart during the pledge and bowing to Muzzie dictators and so-called royals, having his coat buttoned incorrectly without even noticing it, etc.
Romney can get a million hits on his site within hours. Id suggest www.obamatrainwreck.com or something of that nature. Repeat the url multiple times during the debate.
90 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 6:20:14 PM by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)I'm not talking about a huge change, just putting the picture of Shrub Bush Freedom-kissing* Crown Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia on it.
* Freedom kiss: what people who order Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast call a tongue kiss.
pepperbear
(5,648 posts)automatically rigged in favor of the President.
maxrandb
(15,330 posts)is that these people vote!
RKP5637
(67,109 posts)ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)It's as if their brains are infected with some sort of bizarre virus that renders them clueless.
It's so good to be a Dem!!
quakerboy
(13,920 posts)I mean, in general, bat shit crazy people generally come off less well when compared to others of a more normal variety in a public venue. Reality is like that sometimes.
RichGirl
(4,119 posts)They have no confidence that Romney can pull this off without their help! Although I wish he would take their advise!
I don't recall any booing of God during convention.
Webster Green
(13,905 posts)"To: Yaelle
Since Governor Romney is already winning the race despite what the ObamaMedia is telling us, why would I bother offering advice? If you choose to believe a group of people who made their allegiance perfectly clear 4 years ago, fine. I have heard from people in the swing states working on the campaign, especially Ohio, and the Republicans are well in the lead. The polls out there are weighted so heavily in Mr. Obamas favor and even then it is a tight race. When you over-sample Democrats in the double digits just to give your boy a 1 or 2 point lead, it's obvious what you're up to.
17 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:58:16 AM by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)Volaris
(10,271 posts)watching these idiots get a one-day-too-late crash course in why political polling works the way it does....
"...the Republicans are well in the lead. "
There's just not a smiley that accurately conveys how funny that is.
Rachel is right. It's not that the pollsters are JUST polling more Democrats, it's that there are JUST MORE DEMOCRATS TO POLL.
The idiocy is staggering.
Jennicut
(25,415 posts)We are so stupid we have no idea about...statistics!!! I took statistics and research methods in college (for my psych degree) and handled it pretty well. I had to come up with a hypothesis. I had to test it by giving out surveys to students. I had to run the #'s from the surveys into a statistical model. I had to come to a conclusion based on the #'s I got. And I received an A on it. I am so so stupid. Freepers and Republicans in general view women as a lesser species.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)a couple years ago. Late 50s, a few decades since h.s. algebra...and I went into the final exam with a 98% average
And then took pre-med level chemistry and finished with about 100% average.
But us wymmins sure can't do math.
Jennicut
(25,415 posts)Pre-med is tough...I give you tons of credit.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)we had the same general sciences, but I headed into med lab tech. Some classmates were headed to pharmacy and others to medical, but most were MLT.
The general sciences were fun, but too fast-paced. The mlt clinical courses were where it got tough for me. Tons of totally boring, rote memorization (my worst thing).
But I graduated summa while working part time and caring for a farm full of critters! In chemistry, I even stayed even with the physics whiz-kidz.
But we wymmins can't do stuff like that. Or graphs. Or charts! Or tables!
ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)UGH!!!
RKP5637
(67,109 posts)the brilliant Freepers and Republicans know best. What a sorry lot they are ... I was only able to maintain a 3.8 average, I guess the Freepers and Republicans are all 4.0 material. What would we ever do without the Freepers and Republicans.
Le Taz Hot
(22,271 posts)Aced the class as well.
treestar
(82,383 posts)at the debates?
liberal N proud
(60,335 posts)The night would be a riot.
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)poor kids.... i think your daddy is going to embarrass himself
UTUSN
(70,700 posts)smorkingapple
(827 posts)They think this shit will actually work? Telling the moderator off? Accusing the President of not caring about the deaths in Libya? Dusting off the Muslim boogieman out to get America card when no one gives a shit anymore?
Lex
(34,108 posts)It would be possibly as good as Clint Eastwood telling off the empty chair.
charlyvi
(6,537 posts)Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)It worked (sorta) for Palin!
Lex
(34,108 posts)and now they want to give MORE advice. I love it. Please Romney, LISTEN to them.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)toilet paper or tie their own shoes? If teh stoopid were gold they could buy the moon ten times over.
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)We'll have this debate and election in the bag!
Let's hope he puts some of that tan on just his face and forgets the back of his neck and hands.
CoffeeCat
(24,411 posts)...looks like Magda from "There's Something About Mary."
RKP5637
(67,109 posts)CoffeeCat
(24,411 posts)If he followed all of those points---he'd drop to single digits in the polls.
What a bunch of fools!
janx
(24,128 posts)The Republican party embraced this kind of fear twenty or thirty years ago. Now the Republican party cannot rid itself of this kind of ignorance fast enough.
Get these religious people on board! Make them scared that the political opposition is going to take away their religion and their guns!
B Calm
(28,762 posts)all Romney has to do is show up and not talk at all, they'll declare him as the winner!
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)I have seen his hood slip more than a couple of times, so it's not an accident it's a pattern. So, with that being said, I hope he takes more of their advice. It's solid tea party advice.
Skittles
(153,164 posts)Reply to every moderator question: That is an interesting question, although I do not accept your premise. Then launch into Obama with whatever the hell point about his wretched Presidency you want to make. When the moderator attempts to shut you up, repeat again and again: Mr. Moderator, all American knows which side you support in this debate. After applause dies down, go back to kicking Obama.
Dawson Leery
(19,348 posts)To: Yaelle; All
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Bill Oreily and a group were debating this very same thing the other day on Fox.
At one point they all agreed that you cant disrespect Obama.
What I want to know is why the h*ll not??
What has he done to deserve respect?
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19 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:00:07 PM by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
aletier_v
(1,773 posts)and shout "FUCK YOU" at various strategic times during the debate.
Now that would be funnier than hell.
RKP5637
(67,109 posts)jmowreader
(50,559 posts)Ebenezer Romney: "That is an interesting question, although I do not accept your premise."
Moderator: "What PREMISE? You Stupid Shit, I just asked you whether you liked chocolate ice cream. I looked at the card your handlers gave me before the debates. I was supposed to ask the president questions that can't be answered without pissing half the country off no matter what you say, and lob you softballs. This I did, and you didn't like it. Apparently you think my premise is that you hate chocolate ice cream like all America-hating furriners do, and it's not. So, because you're too stupid to pour piss out of a boot, I'm not going to ask you any more questions. Next question for President Obama: What is your opinion of rich men who rely on overseas tax shelters to avoid helping to pay this wonderful country's bills, and do you think Governor Romney should be thrown in jail for doing it, smacked upside the head with a softball bat, or just kicked in the nuts?"
entanglement
(3,615 posts)in 2008..."
Neanderthal, knuckle-dragging, Stone-age primitives
nobodyspecial
(2,286 posts)They are truly obsessed with sex (and apparently jealous because the Dems are getting it all.)
entanglement
(3,615 posts)I've also noticed that after each one of JimRob's purges, the remnants become nastier and more vicious than before.
Le Taz Hot
(22,271 posts)I think your constituents are offering you some sage advice there. My advice to you is to use it. Especially the one about how to win over the women. And don't forget to explain why you are using the charts instead of math. They'll love that.
Signed,
A Concerned Citizen