It's 3 AM and the phone in the White House rings...

[ck4829]

And the President is told that Al Qaeda is on the offensive / the dead have risen from their graves and are hungry for brains / giant ants have sprung from the ground and are invading the midwest / aliens are attacking.

Mitt delivers a zinger.

Now guess what happens next.

[dimbear]

1. Only a cup of coffee could save the nation. We are doomed. n/t

[Lint Head]

2. Mitt, "Jeeves, get the leader of the planet Kolob on the phone."

[pinboy3niner]

3. Ring! Ring! ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021337809

[VenusRising]

4. Obama wakes up and tells Michelle

"No more fair food before bed!"

[zbdent]

5. "I'm sorry, Senor Romney is not awake.

I will tell him in the morning. Buenos dias!"

[Donkees]

6. what happens next...

...President Obama asks Mitt why he's never heard of caller ID.