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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHere it is, the latest mound of HUMPDAY HATEMAIL!
Don't forget to vote for your favorite -- this week's winning hatemailer will receive a bottle of Mitt Romney's new fragrance:
Subject: Civilized Man
May I thank you for revoking my blog posting
As a Civilized man I do not wish to contribute to savages blogs.
Subject: Phone calls
Why am I on the nation d not call list, because I d not wish to receive calls from assholes like you!
Subject: Dumbocrats
Exactly where you dumbass socialists need to be underground. Wake up. The Democratic party has turned into. An orgy of spending and entitlement. Shame on you.
Subject: (no subject)
Gotta love a forum using the term democratic in its name, which have Juries, that pass judgment on a posters posting, when they have no input in that judgment. Not walking in goose step? Judged. LOL
Subject: Why did you block my response?!!!
I just found out, after joining your site, that my response was blocked with this note: This post was hidden by jury decision. Jury decision? What, am I in court now??.. WTF!! What went wrong - Don't I have freedom of expression?? It was a comment about a Muslim woman wearing a "rag" around her head. The picture actually was one of Grace Kelly, who was obviously not a Muslim. I would appreciate your response. Otherwise, I'll cancel my membership due to censorship & discrimination!
Subject: Liberal fascists! Wow that was fast!
Whew, that was close. Glad to see your goon squad smoked me out. And so FAST, too!
What a bunch of losers you are. See you November 6! Who knows what email I'll be posting from then!
You guys are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. But I DO love visiting your swamp of delusion!
Subject: Bias
Will do everything I can to fold all movies. MSM, affiliates.
Insulting, condescending, mocking adults, so that must mean you are children with no respect for yourself, because you have none for others.
Will not go this site again.
You report on Frauds in our Whitehouse, and thinks it is funny for him to mock our people, mock our country, mock our flag. , mock our God.
You are reporting filth, keep it in your own house , your character is sickening.
Subject: inspiration?
I am an old school (former democrat supporter) senior and i am somewhat confused about just what does the democratic Party claim as a platform ? The past has been very different from what you seem to represent now.
It seems that only POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is the thing that concerns you guys and what is this business of cozying up to the Islamist cult ? Do you really want these ragheads controlling the world ?
This "PEACFUL ISLAMIC CULT" have been and always will be determined to IMPOSE THEIR SATANIC RULE MANDATED IN THEIR HOLY BOOK which was compiled by the followers of a man who idiolized HIMSELF AND HIS SEXUAL DESIRE FOR NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS.
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LIBERALS SEEMS TO BE TOTALLY BESERK AND UNDER SOME WEIRD TRANCE OR THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT GIVING OUR FREEDOM AWAY TO THE UNITED NATIONS AND SURRENDING OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO THE HOPEFUL DICTATOR DOES NOT HELP THE CITIZENS.
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HAS FORESAKEN THE UNITED STATES ( AS MY DECEASED MOM AND DAD KNEW THEM ) AND TAKEN UP A SOCIALIST ENTITLEMENT DIRECTION UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF ALENSKY .
I HAVE RESERCHED RECENT HISTORY OF RUSSIA'S STALIN, AND GERMANY'S HITLER, AND THEIR TYRANT DICTATORSHIP AND FIND VERY DISTURBING REPLICAS PRACTISED BY YOU OBAMA-MITES AND THE DEMOCRAT CONTOLLED SENATE ( NOT TO MENTION MESIAH OBAMA ).
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAN-UP AND CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR PARTY TO A MORE TRUTHFUL DESCRIPTION, POSSIBLY:
ISLAMIC SOCIALITES
OBAMACRATIC SOCIETY
SORO'S PUPPERTIERS
ALENSKY POLIT BUREAU
NONCONSTITUTIONAL ELITES
SATAN'S FAITHFUL DEMOCRAPS
NOT MANY POLITICIANS ARE WORTHY OF THE TRUST BESTOWED UPON THEM BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS ( GREED AND LUST FOR POWER IS THEIR MOTOVATION ).
MR. OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY ARE THE MOST DESERVING OF THE "TYRANT LABEL" SINCE THE PASSING OF BENEDICT ARNOLD.
IT IS WITH GREAT SHAME THAT I MADE THE ABOVE OBSERVATIONS AND STATEMENTS IN DESCRIBING THE "MODERN DEMOCRAT PARTY"
SINCERELY:
YE OLD SOUTH CAROLINA REDNECK ( AND TEA PARTY SUPPORTER ) TED P.
Subject: OBAMACULT
WHY IS IT THAT YOU DEMOCRATS PRETEND TO SUPPORT THE AFERICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY, BUT LASH OUT AGAINST THEIR ATTEMPS TO IMPROVE THEIR GOALS OF LEADERSHIP [ UNLESS IT IS JOINING THE DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST MOVEMENT ] ??
YOUR USE OF SLANDEROUS TERMS AGAINST BLACK REPUBLICANS LIKE: "UNCLE TOMS" AND "AUNT TOMS", MAKES A SHINNING EXAMPLE OF YOUR RACEISM.
YOUR SELF PROMOTED IMAGE OF " HOPE AND CHANGE" SEEMS TO BREAK DOWN TO:
"HOPE" ( THAT YOU CAN BRAINWASH SUPPORTERS INTO KEEPING YOU IN OFFICE ).
"CHANGE" ( CHANGE THE WEALTH OF AMERICAN CITIZENS INTO YOUR OWN COFFERS AND CHANGE OUR FREEDOMS INTO SLAVERY ).
"YES WE CAN" ( MEANING, YES WE CAN LEAD THIS GULLABLE "YOUNG GENERATION" INTO THE TRAP OF PROMISED ENTITLEMENT ).
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DEFINITION OF "LIBERAL"
"L" -- ( LEAD THE POPULACE INTO COMPLANCY ).
"I" -- ( IMPLEMENT MASS DECEPTION TO GAIN SUPPORT ).
"B" - ( BLAME OTHERS, ACCEPT NO RESPONCEABILITY ).
"E" -- ( ENLIST HELP OF HOLLYWOOD ATHEIST ).
"R" -- ( REWRITE THE CONSTITUTION, REMOVE ALL FREEDOMS, ESTABLISH TOTAL GOVERNMENT CONTROL ).
"A" -- ( APPOINT "LAWLESS" CZARS ).
"L" -- ( LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED IN THE QUEST FOR DICTATORSHIP ).
Subject: (no subject)
I am not a Democrat, but have to admit what your site and others strongly suggest. Romney has totally blown it. Lets all pray that the next four years can go well. I do not want my president to fail, even if I am not enamored with him.
POLL: Who is your favorite hatemailer?
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The Civilized Man. | |
0 (0%) |
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The person who does not wish to receive phone calls from us. | |
2 (2%) |
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The person who doesn't know. When to use periods. | |
1 (1%) |
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The person who thinks that voting is undemocratic. | |
2 (2%) |
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The person who is being discriminated against because we wouldn't let him say "raghead." | |
3 (3%) |
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The person who loves visiting our swamp of delusion. | |
0 (0%) |
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The person who will do everything they can to fold all movies. | |
2 (2%) |
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Ted Part One, in which he calls us "Soro's Puppertiers." | |
60 (62%) |
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Ted Part Two, in which he describes a "shinning example" of "raceism." | |
5 (5%) |
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The person who probably should have written us some hatemail but instead thinks that Romney has totally blown it. | |
22 (23%) |
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0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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CaliforniaPeggy
(149,726 posts)These are all so deliciously hateful that I cannot possibly choose the best...
HipChick
(25,485 posts)plus I got back from lunch, arguing with a bunch of RWingers...I had an answer for everything they spewed..they finally got up and walked out the joint..
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)details please.
onehandle
(51,122 posts)I kid, I kid...
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)Is there an etiquette book that I can study? I would hate to muff my mufti, if you know what I mean.
A socialite needs to know the rules in order to wed and bed a Bedouin.
mlevans
(843 posts)Thanks so much for posting that; I was finding the hatemail by and large rather humorless compared to past editions of same. To bed a Bedouin one may need to be a beserker in a burqa. No question but the eyes have it.
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)they can lead one to shake it with the sheiks, and that would never do.
FredStembottom
(2,928 posts)Ohio Joe
(21,769 posts)They are so cute when they try to speak
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,505 posts)COMPLANCY.
JustAnotherGen
(31,924 posts)What are PUPPERTIERS? Like Puppy shaped tiers on a wedding cake?
What are Afericans? Is there a country called AFERICA?
Can anyone help me with an urban dictionEry or something for the word COMPLANCY
GULLABLE - Is this like Lible for SeaGULLs or something?
Yeah. Guess who I voted for.
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)Adherents and disciples of the great scholar Anatole Puppert.
eppur_se_muova
(36,301 posts)sabrina 1
(62,325 posts)speaking spot at the Republican National Convention!
Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)And he made as much sense in his speech as he did here.
Flashmann
(2,140 posts)The others all appear to have been composed with the same level of disregard for fact,logic or reason,and indeed look as if written as a 4th grade class assignment.....
Lucy Goosey
(2,940 posts)4_TN_TITANS
(2,977 posts)immoderate
(20,885 posts)Apologies (if necessary) to any South Carolina redneck DUers.
--imm
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)The "Democratic Party" became known as meaning majority rules so if you were a minority you didn't.
That was back before Kennedy invited Martin Luther King into the White House. Then Civil Rights became the goal of the Democrats and all the racists moved over to the Republican Party. Prior to that the people of the South were solidly behind the Democrats because the Democrats were also the party of the working man which in the South was a big deal as there were so many poor whites working as mill workers and sharecroppers while Republicans represented their bosses.
Over time it seems every negative aspect of society has been purged from the Democratic Party and found a home in the Republican Party until the Republicans have come to represent the worse position one could possibly imagine on every issue. Catering to base impulses of racism, fear, greed, and indignation.
Jazzgirl
(3,744 posts)Too bad you can't vote for more than one. I would've voted for Ted1 and 2, LOL!!
Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)but we frustrated him so badly that he desCENDED INTO A SUSTAINED CAPS-LOCK RANT THAT SPILLED OVER INTO A SECOND EMAIL AND CULMINATED IN A VERTICAL INITIAL-POEM AND PROBABLY LOTS OF ATERIAL BLOOD SPRAYING FROM HIS EYES EARS AND NOSE UNTIL THE WALLS OF HIS DEN WERE CRIMSON WITH HIS ESSENTIAL LIFE FLUIDS!!!111!!!
ARGH!!!
ARGH!!!11!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHADOAONADOVAIOEONCLV/AMDOAAWEJ/21!1 ELITES! FREEDOMS! ISLAMIC CULTS!!!11!!!!ALDOAIADIODODIDIDOQLEMF;VDKHVAOSDPC
So yeah, I voted for Ted.
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)He obviously has repressed caps lock issues that he hasn't worked out yet.
Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)I think I hurt myself laughing so hard!
Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)Oops, I left my caps-lock on. Thank you. I had fun writing like Ted.
99Forever
(14,524 posts)... caplock. What a hoot! Hope he popped a few veins in his forehead.
MineralMan
(146,336 posts)Ted's a real card.
"Complancy?"
Missing a couple of syllables, there, along with countless brain cells, apparently.
JHB
(37,163 posts)You know, the "Mallard Fillmore" version technothrillers, and read like neoconfederate wet dreams?
Newt has one or two out.
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)Complancy is when you get people to complain a lot! ESPECIALLY when there is a RapeubliCON in office!
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)mlevans
(843 posts)MOTAVOTED to VATE.
Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)If instead of banning the "Teds" who come here, we could allow them posting priviledges in only one area (The Wingnut Forum, perhaps). And the only way you can post there is to have been otherwise banned -- so regular members can't go in there and poke at them.
It would be like a zoo for Tea Partiers.
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)are you mad? THAT is what makes it so damn fun!!!!
I agree there should be a special place, so that we can find them easier.
Back DU2, the Admin and the Mods ( catchy name for a Ban, don'tcha think?)
used to delay tombstoning for a few minutes, to allow time for the Welcome wagon to respond.
good times, good times.
Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)They can't help the way they are. Besides, they'll start arguing among themselves in a few minutes.
dmr
(28,349 posts)we debated argued with them.
OSD (Old School Democrat) & Lonster were a couple of them.
That was kinda fun.
JHB
(37,163 posts)Who is ALENSKY? And why does he have an entire BUREAU devoted to Katha POLIT?
SORO'S PUPPERTIERS sounds interesting. Does he have TIERS for kittehs too? My mom is in the market.
Isn't PRACTISED the foreign way of spelling "practiced"? I know they use it in socialist-medicine Canada, but I think they keep the silent "e" PEACFUL and the silent "a" in RESERCHED".
(of course, Ted doesn't seem like the kind of guy who puts up with silent anythings.)
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)wryter2000
(46,083 posts)I have to admit being intrigued at the possibility that I could be an Islamic socialite. It sounds so je ne sais quoi.
I rather love the one who thinks we're calling him on the phone.
Lucinda
(31,170 posts)the hatemail gets this wimpy. They aren't even trying anymore...
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)When I read that email I could immediately see its author in a Doonesbury cartoon.
He (I'm betting it's a he) doesn't want to get phone calls from liberals, so he belligerently communicates his demand to the "assholes" at DU. He combines the routine vituperation with his own brand of screwball comedy.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Avalux
(35,015 posts)Did you check his IP address, and is it from Texas?
mlevans
(843 posts)Under the circumstances, I believe the tag line on the Stench bottle really ought to read "Eau de Toilet, no?
Kingofalldems
(38,490 posts)JHB
(37,163 posts)...since he's upset about "LAWLESS" CZARS.
Why did he put LAWLESS in quotes? Because monarchs are only ironically lawless?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)diarrhea of the keyboard = DU's hatemail.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)He's on one of my back flash acid trips.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)But the "Aunt Toms" thing finally got me. Can we get Ted to post here regularly? He's funny. Like having our own real-life Bob Boudelang.
liberalmuse
(18,672 posts)And how can I join?
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)Ratty
(2,100 posts)If somebody has to read DU's mail, Humpday Hatemail must make it a little more tolerable.
William769
(55,148 posts)Berlin Expat
(950 posts)was epic, so naturally, I had to vote for it.
Pure wingnutese in it's finest form.
Iris
(15,673 posts)lower case letters? Or subject-verb agreement?
But I'll bet they'd all support an "English Only" amendment!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Iris
(15,673 posts)Bossy Monkey
(15,863 posts)PS: I wanted to vote for "Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll."
donqpublic
(155 posts)I have work to do but keep jumping for a quick update and the next thing I know, an hour has gone by. I think an Aferican is someone from African and Puerto Rican descent. I could be wrong and trying to figure out what Teddy Nutbag is saying gives me a headache.
Just remember, It's AferiCAN, not AferiCANT!
nolabear
(41,991 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)I know, the first one is amazing. However, when you cast your vote for Ted #1, consider the following:
- "THE AFERICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY"
- "AUNT TOMS"
- "A SHINNING EXAMPLE OF YOUR RACEISM"
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- "B" - ( BLAME OTHERS, ACCEPT NO RESPONCEABILITY ).
Your vote matters.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Sure, Ted #1 is manifesto, but how can you ignore Ted's making himself vulnerable and exposing his artistic side to you? Ted is not a poet, he is a bard, bleeding his heart out before you in desperate dashes and exes. Grown men also cry.
Vote Ted #2.
Puppertierdesoros
(1 post)To join DU
immoderate
(20,885 posts)We have fun!
--imm
JHB
(37,163 posts)beac
(9,992 posts)puppert!
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Welcome!
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)my new band name!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I suspect he left the party right about when George Wallace did.
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Until now I didn't know what the letters in the word liberal stood for, now I do. I'll sleep better tonight.
ismnotwasm
(42,014 posts)He made me laugh
NICO9000
(970 posts)It's not like he's ever in the public eye.
Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)ETA: It was tough though, because Ted is FUNNY ASS SHIT.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)And For A One-Time $100.00 Donation, We'll Move You Up To The Warren Buffet Pupper Tier Level Membership!
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MadrasT
(7,237 posts)But Ted's transition to CAPSLOCK RAGE and pupperiers de Soros was irresistable.
surrealAmerican
(11,364 posts)... it was easy. TED is by far the most entertaining delusional emailer EVER!
treestar
(82,383 posts)When they mention Saul "Alensky"
Alduin
(501 posts)Initech
(100,107 posts)Initech
(100,107 posts)txwhitedove
(3,933 posts)Royal Sloan 09
(406 posts)Winner, caplocks TED Just too much,
Monk06
(7,675 posts)Egalitarian Thug
(12,448 posts)DainBramaged
(39,191 posts)Chiyo-chichi
(3,587 posts)Iggo
(47,574 posts)All three.
druidity33
(6,449 posts)too difficult to choose. Gonna have to pass. An extraordinary collection of whackadoodles though.
lpbk2713
(42,769 posts)I can only take so much of a dosage of stupidity at one time.