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uppityperson

(115,681 posts) Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:03 AM Sep 2020

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Debate #2 recommendations for moderator

15 votes, 0 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Switch to control microphones
	11 (73%)
	Dart gun with tranquilizers
	0 (0%)
	Spray valium
	0 (0%)
	Firehose
	1 (7%)
	Taser
	1 (7%)
	Other
	2 (13%)
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Debate #2 recommendations for moderator (Original Post) uppityperson Sep 2020 OP

Is.. BGBD Sep 2020 #1

Fill the green room with buckets of KFC and break the "on air" light in there. meadowlander Sep 2020 #2

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator C_U_L8R Sep 2020 #3

Straight jacket. consider_this Sep 2020 #4

The control microphones are the most practical sugguestion MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #5

Dunk tank? foo_fighter999 Sep 2020 #6

Toy poodle under podium and when he talks out of turn the poodle jumps up and latches onto his nuts Doreen Sep 2020 #7

Poor dog would be frustrated......... MyOwnPeace Sep 2020 #10

The poor dog would have to hang there for the entire debate. Doreen Sep 2020 #11

Questions from the NYT about his taxes......... MyOwnPeace Sep 2020 #12

Shock collars and Nickelodeon slime guns JohnQFunk Sep 2020 #8

I'm going with the 'shock button' from an early Simpsons' episode!! JustFiveMoreMinutes Sep 2020 #9

Can we get this moderator? NotASurfer Sep 2020 #13

BGBD

(3,282 posts)

1. Is..

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:03 AM

Sep 2020

Judge Dredd available?

meadowlander

(4,412 posts)

2. Fill the green room with buckets of KFC and break the "on air" light in there.

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:05 AM

Sep 2020

C_U_L8R

(45,031 posts)

3. Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:06 AM

Sep 2020

consider_this

(2,203 posts)

4. Straight jacket.

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:08 AM

Sep 2020

And/or muzzle.

MustLoveBeagles

(11,673 posts)

5. The control microphones are the most practical sugguestion

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:09 AM

Sep 2020

The others within the poll and the thread responses are hilarious.

foo_fighter999

(86 posts)

6. Dunk tank?

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:09 AM

Sep 2020

A buzzer that goes off with every lie and the liar gets dunked.

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

7. Toy poodle under podium and when he talks out of turn the poodle jumps up and latches onto his nuts

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:11 AM

Sep 2020

Donny might be screaming but at least he will not be talking and lying.

MyOwnPeace

(16,949 posts)

10. Poor dog would be frustrated.........

Reply to Doreen (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:32 AM

Sep 2020

BunkerBoy lost his LONG ago!!!

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

11. The poor dog would have to hang there for the entire debate.

Reply to MyOwnPeace (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:35 AM

Sep 2020

Yeah, hard to do something to what's not there.

MyOwnPeace

(16,949 posts)

12. Questions from the NYT about his taxes.........

Reply to Doreen (Reply #11)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:37 AM

Sep 2020

1. Who does he owe?
2. Who's holding "the sack?"

JohnQFunk

(411 posts)

8. Shock collars and Nickelodeon slime guns

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:20 AM

Sep 2020

JustFiveMoreMinutes

(2,133 posts)

9. I'm going with the 'shock button' from an early Simpsons' episode!!

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 01:27 AM

Sep 2020

I was rolling in the floor laughing!!

NotASurfer

(2,157 posts)

13. Can we get this moderator?

Reply to uppityperson (Original post)

Wed Sep 30, 2020, 02:10 AM

Sep 2020

...you have 20 seconds to comply...

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