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[ProSense]

Why does he sound like he's pissed and on edge?

Could it be that he dissed half the country?

[Th1onein]

1. His policies?

What policies? He won't tell us his plans.

Just more bullshit from the Rethugs.

[ProSense]

2. He's rehashing the 12 million jobs claim

You know, the one that has nothing to do with his imaginary policy.

Mitt just says stuff.

[Common Sense Party]

3. You know...12 million jobs...from harnessing magical unicorn powers and stuff

No plan, no clue.

[Th1onein]

5. He already admitted in his video that he wouldn't do anything, and it would just happen because HE

was elected. Same with the Middle East problems, he'll "kick the can down the road." In other words, do nothing.

I think he plans to put the country in a big pair of magic underwear.

[valerief]

4. After he laundry-listed the hardships Americans go through, I half-expected him

to say, "And I built that! Bain Capital's outstanding record of offshoring jobs to foreign companies takes full credit. And Bain can do it again. Vote for me, and I'll see to it my record is expanded tenfold."