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So I had this Trumper in the office today. Usually I dont engage politically but he did, about he and his wife are hoping to attend a rally.
I leaned over the chair and I said conspiratorially, do you know your wife is a tall blonde, and I guarantee you that if Trump saw her in the crowd and wanted her, without doubt shed go off with him. Ive seen this happen with otherwise so-called happily married women with professional athletes who they meet at a store or restaurant while their husband was at work and the athlete doesnt play until that evening.
He was stunned: He had never thought of that before. When he looked up at me I simply nodded my head quietly. I then went back to work fixing his teeth.
I feel terrible about this...
Really.
I do!!!!
Seriesly. (Sic)
5X
(3,972 posts)from the president then hang up.
Thekaspervote
(32,762 posts)ffr
(22,669 posts)You've cracked the code! It's about sex and holding onto your woman.
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)uncle ray
(3,156 posts)nuxvomica
(12,423 posts)All along we've been trying to persuade Trumpsters with things like verifiable facts and logical reasoning when all we needed to do was make shit up.
gristy
(10,667 posts)What I've heard is that fewer people leave Trump's rallies than enter them. Or at least the departures of some people are delayed by hours and sometimes days even. Somehow the police are in on it too so if a missing person report is filed, they don't do anything. But usually couples are detained, so there isn't anyone who really misses them. But eventually they turn up, somewhat confused, and they have no recollection of the time lost. It's really weird, but something is happening at these Trump's rallies. I think there is some sort of mind control going on...
GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)Midnightwalk
(3,131 posts)I hear some evangelicals in particular.
leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)(snark)
Bonx
(2,053 posts)if I was a jerk to a paying customer. Especially bringing his wife into it. Not professional at all.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)was the person who started this verbal dust-up? The customer is not always right. Just my two cents. You've already expressed your money's worth.
Im a jerk to all my customers, paying or not. How do you think I owned the largest free-standing general dental practice in Center City Philadelphia?
sprinkleeninow
(20,246 posts)Can you do me? 😉
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)yardwork
(61,599 posts)The Animator
(1,138 posts)if you never take the opportunity to roast an fucking idiot every now and then?
Maraya1969
(22,479 posts)Biophilic
(3,651 posts)That is the best laugh I've had all day. You are a very bad person. Laughing still.
rurallib
(62,411 posts)I'd suggest a fine meal and a bottle of wine.
And thanks for a major laugh!
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)You're a monster. A MONSTER!
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)Next time though, you may want to get some inspiration from a divine source.
That said, may Loki be with you, always...
marble falls
(57,081 posts)a try out here in Marble Falls.
LymphocyteLover
(5,644 posts)that was awesome
Turbineguy
(37,324 posts)I like it!
localroger
(3,626 posts)Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)really impactful when he mentions how Trump has altered our daily life. Anyone who still likes Tump, in my view, exposes themself as racist, ignorant pigs. I have no use for Trumpers in my life.
yardwork
(61,599 posts)H2O Man
(73,537 posts)In a very real sense, you were attempting a much-needed intervention. This was a noble thing.
dalton99a
(81,484 posts)Whatever it takes.
Marcuse
(7,479 posts)niyad
(113,293 posts)Talitha
(6,584 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,722 posts)Maybe it might free the block of critical thinking. Sometimes when pipes get clogged you get a plunger. Maybe youre the plunger he needed to get thinking straight.
southerncrone
(5,506 posts)Blue Owl
(50,356 posts)n/t