Just like they put barbed-wire fences around those sweatshop factories which required workers dip their hands in toxic chemicals! Who WOULDN'T want to get in there, to work for pennies, and have their meals and comfortable lodgings taken out of their checks?!
I can say that as a Real 'Murrikkan, since Mitt likes it so much! 'Murrkkka's been stupid for so long, allowing workers to actually make money they can save for retirement. Oh, Mitt, please excuse our stupidity, and allow us to lose our homes and healthcare once the factories have used us until we are worthless and undeserving of food, homes, medical attention for, in most cases, diseases or conditions caused by working in your factories. We must learn to admit we are NOTHING, and we should learn to go off and die somewhere, like an animal.
We have so much to learn from Mittens, and we must hope he takes us to the planet he will rule with his many ugly wives. 72 Virgins? It sounds so similar, except Mitt's eternity also allows buttseks.
KOLOB!