Field day on FB...

[babylonsister]

Last edited Mon Sep 24, 2012, 09:00 PM - Edit history (3)

he's an idiot, but also a never-ending source of amusement.





















And from one of my favorites, Tom Joad:
Tom Joad
If you're a Twitter user, you might want to start following #RomneyPlaneFeatures.

A few of the suggestions for new features on the Romney's redesigned plane include: it's only capable of hard right turns; automatic pilot defaults directly to Grand Cayman Islands; Oxygen for the 53%; Fact Avoidance Radar; capable of flying several different directions at the same time; optional TSA vaginal ultrasound wanding on request; two words: Sun Roof; hidden compartments for undocumented servants, for pete’s sake; optional voice-controlled navigation: “Stop it! This is hard!”

[Frustratedlady]

1. The comedians are back in business!

They've been without raw meat for a long time...since W left, actually.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. They're secretly hoping for a Romney Administration....

The nightly monologues will just write themselves!

[LittleRock]

3. as a democrat

You could not ask for more. I feel like i'm watching a movie. "campaign 2012" starring mitt Romney as will Ferrell. orgasmic!
Turns out Romney and Ryan aren't geniuses after all. They are legitimately dopey frauds! Woo Hoo!

[Liberalagogo]

4. Bill Shatner agrees with open window policy

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="

" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[csziggy]

29. Thank you! I've been thinking of this episode all day

Just didn't have the energy to hunt for a video from it.

[FailureToCommunicate]

31. Yup, much easier shooting when the window is open!

Thanks for posting, and

Welcome to DU!

[K Gardner]

47. I remembered this episode but had NO idea it was Shatner, LOL !

[Scuba]

5. On Romney Air, one percent of the seats are equipped with golden parachutes.

[kiri]

32. you got it wrong...

It's these stupid EPA regulations that prevent smoke getting out. And other bureaucrats that keep windows from opening. If only there was free enterprise...

[dixiegrrrrl]

45. and the plane retroactively takes you places you have never been.

[Liberalynn]

6. Just when you thought they couldn't make Pukes any dumber

then comes Williard

[central scrutinizer]

7. here's how you open the windows

[babylonsister]

8. Hahaha! nt

[Johnny Noshoes]

9. nt.

[rurallib]

10. Dogs ride on top - free. But the owner must clean the plane.

[NICO9000]

11. Hey, at least the windows are the right height!

Day after day, the Rombot gets worse and worse!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. Never forget: Romney is the man Republicans thought better than a dozen other men & one woman. nt

[catbyte]

40. The sad thing is, he kinda was...minus Huntsman, I guess

That says it all about today's Republican Party---THIS is the "best" they've got.



Mom to Taz, Nigel, and baby sister Sammy, members of Dogs Against Romney, Cat Division
"Dogs Aren’t Luggage--HISS!”
and
“THANK YOU, DU, FOR SAVING OUR HOME–PURR!”

[malaise]

13. Getting up off the floor

Hilarious

[xocet]

14. Indeed....

[babylonsister]

15. I need that one for my FB collection! :) nt

[xocet]

19. Here is another one you might like....

His campaign seems to think it is a good idea to emphasize air travel at this moment. Hence the "On Board With Mitt" promotion:

[babylonsister]

21. omg,

Perfect! Thanks!!

[barbtries]

43. that one is great.

my favorite!

[Coexist]

16. ah man!

these are funny!

[tclambert]

17. Romney is the most reliable presidential candidate ever.

Every day, I shout, "Say something stupid, Willard!" Then I logon to DU and there it is, the latest stupidity from the mouth of Mitt.

He doesn't know why opening the windows on an airplane is a bad idea. The flight attendants kind of explain that every time you get on a plane. Oh, of course. He doesn't listen to them. They're just common working people.

[mikki35]

30. Ya gotta wonder.....

Did he ever shut the stewardess up by saying "I didn't ask you a question." Hmmmm...

[DebbieCDC]

18. The SNL writers are already dreaming up next Saturday's opening skit

[liberalmuse]

20. Ever think that Americans are so bored...

and so addicted to the internets that they might actually WANT this ninny to win? OMG.

[babylonsister]

22. No. The ninnies who want him to win are dumb or racist/both. nt

[Ilsa]

23. The bored ones that want RMoney to win...

also think it might be interesting if the moon crashed into the earth or the sun went supernova.

[flamingdem]

27. Too true! Reagan got elected for entertainment purposes

as did Arnold. Nihilists!

[dgauss]

24. I think planes should be lighter and more streamlined to improve performance.

So why not just get rid of the wings? Duh.

Romney/Ryan 1012

[WillyT]

25. ROFLMAO !!!

[flamingdem]

26. b r u t a l ! nt

[WinstonSmith4740]

28. Just got home from work.

I don't have much time to do anything besides run from class to class, but during my lunch break I usually pull up DU to see what's happening. I read this and thought, "No, he really didn't say that...it must be some kind of an Onion put-on." But OMG, he actually did. Now, even aside from the wonderment of why airplane windows don't open, does he not realize what happens when you add oxygen to fire? I'm assuming there was no actual fire in the cabin, but there had to be one somewhere, or at least a potential one. Oh, wait. That's science. Sorry, I forgot who I was talking about.

[Marie Marie]

33. Only Mitt could take an incident that, for a brief moment,

might have made us all feel some concern for the welfare of his wife and turn it into the joke of the week. Pathetic isn't a strong enough word.

[KBlagburn]

34. Mitts very first action in the Oval Office.....adding corners.

[MessiahRp]

35. THIS is why they don't allow people to open windows on planes

(Twilight Zone the Movie)

[trusty elf]

36. ............

[IMG][/IMG]

[leftyohiolib]

37. well now he's just trying to lose

[BREMPRO]

38. my fav Rmoney plane feature tag "has two right wings" lOl!!!

that plane don't fly so well haha!!

[catbyte]

39. All are great, but that "Airplane" Romney pic is HILARIOUS...and perfect!

Mom to Taz, Nigel, and baby sister Sammy, members of Dogs Against Romney, Cat Division
"Dogs Aren’t Luggage--HISS!”
and
“THANK YOU, DU, FOR SAVING OUR HOME–PURR!”

[SaveAmerica]

41. The windows are down, and we're ready to land!! (Roger, Over!)

[sarge43]

42. Psst Mitt. This is why airplane windows can't be opened.

[TBF]

44. Nice breeze (also from FB) -

[d_r]

46. waiting to fark