If you're sucked out of an open airplane window, just go to the emergency room

[warrior1]

https://twitter.com/drgrist

[elleng]

1. LOL!

[Iris]

2. good advice

[pinboy3niner]

3. rolling down the windows of a plane would also be akin to self-deportation

David Roberts ?@drgrist
RT @blkahn: @drgrist rolling down the windows of a plane would also be akin to self-deportation. #romneymemesfurtherunited

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Ha! Say bye-bye, Mitch

[Blue_Tires]

4. Don't use a parachute, though...Those are just crutches for sissy liberals who can't handle gravity!

[nichomachus]

6. Gravity, like evolution, is just a theory

They don't mention it in the bible

[pinboy3niner]

9. Amenities like oxygen. flotation cushions and parachutes are provided only to...

...53% of passengers.

[Marrah_G]

7. LOL!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. And enjoy the pretty clouds on the way down

[robinlynne]

10. lol!

[Evasporque]

11. DUZY!....lol

[Incitatus]

12. lol

[Orrex]

13. Enough already.

You aren't sucked out of an open airplane window; you're blown out.

And suddenly this discussion sounds a lot dirtier than I'd intended.



Or does it...?

[progressoid]

27. Sucked. Blown.

It's all good.

[porphyrian]

14. . n/t

[JI7]

15. Didn't he one time ask where the water came from or something during

some natural disaster ?

[Tx4obama]

19. Yes, in Louisiana

Romney in New Orleans asks where the water came from

-snip-

Romney expressed concern about the welfare of the 5,000 residents, some of whom had evacuated. He then asked, according to a journalists' pool report of the visit: "Did the water come from the sky, or the rivers, or the ocean?"

-snip-

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57504615-503544/romney-in-new-orleans-asks-where-the-water-came-from/

[Liberalagogo]

16. Bill Shatner agrees!

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[SalviaBlue]

17. LOL

[grantcart]

18. As traumatic as the beginning and ending of that exerience would be . . .

. . The interim respite, however brief, would provide a great vantage point to judge tree height.

[PavePusher]

23. ROFL!!!

[backscatter712]

20. Meh. Just walk it off.

Like that guy with cancer the ER sent home with two tylenols, a four figure ER bill sent straight to collections, and still no chemo.

[PD Turk]

21. blown out

If an aircraft or spaceship depressurizes and you wind up exiting the craft in the process, you'd be blown out rather than sucked out.

Sorry, didn't mean to nitpick, just a little OCD thing with me....carry on

[Orrex]

24. See reply #13

[PD Turk]

25. Ha, beat me to it

Didn't catch it on the first read through. GMTA!

[Orrex]

26. Great minds!

[Care Acutely]

22. K & R

[HopeHoops]

28. Only if you hit the ground close enough to a hospital.

[One_Life_To_Give]

29. Juliane Koepcke spent 10 days hiking out of the Amazon after falling 2 miles

http://www.oddee.com/item_96967.aspx

10 documented cases of people falling without parachute and survived. Fascinating.