Trump mangles Pledge of Allegiance; Melanie doesn't even try.

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Can you imagine the shitstorm on Fox if Michelle had just stood there like a stump?

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[demmiblue]

1. Uh, oh... he left out the god part.

I wonder if the white-wing evangelicals will take him to task.

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[TheCowsCameHome]

2. He's good at the Pledge of A-ME-giance, though.

[George II]

3. He left out "Under God" along with a bunch of other words.

[Beaverhausen]

4. I'd love it if someone asked him to say the Lord's Prayer

[Freedomofspeech]

13. Me, too...

He would be totally stumped!!

[NCDem47]

5. Malaria looks booooooored to tears.

As First Lady, can you jst fake it and give a damn?

Both of 'em. Just going through the motions.

NO. Just showing up is NOT most of the effort.

For the love of God, vote these bums out. They want all the rights of the Executive Branch with none of the reposnsibility.

[Arkansas Granny]

6. We've already seen how much he respects The National Anthem.

[DesertRat]

7. k&r

[PatSeg]

8. What really cracks me up

is it looks like Melania's hands are bigger than Trump's! Someone should point that out to him, that would really piss him off.

[George II]

16. Perhaps the only part of her body that doesn't have implants.

[PatSeg]

18. Probably

Or maybe she had her fingers extended to make Donald feel inferior.

[yonder]

9. From the link:

"He cannot remember the lines and she cannot be bothered."

Nailed it.

[Drahthaardogs]

10. Fucker reminds me of me after my 3rd old fashioned

Except that means I’m drunk. He’s just losing cognitive abilities

[demmiblue]

11. Under God is now trending on Twitter.

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[tanyev]

12. Hey, Melania! Isn't Donnie paying you to say the pledge for him?

[Baked Potato]

14. Melanie: "Dees old man next to me swaying like Weeble Toy"

[Chichiri]

15. It does look like he got the words right

He just didn't seem to give a fuck about them.

[KentuckyWoman]

17. He is clearly high.

Her allegiance is to the payoff only. Besides, even if she wanted to say the pledge and knew it, they would ask her to pass to help Donnie not look so pathetic.

[Danmel]

19. Please stop calling her Melanie

My daughter is named Melanie. She is nothing like the zombie