Trump claims Mexico is paying for wall thru "toll booths"

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[mr_lebowski]

1. You've heard of The Phantom Tollbooth, right!?! It's like that, see! (nt)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Which dark, fetid recess of his colon did he pull that out of?

And even if it were true, which it most assuredly is not, Mexico wouldn't be paying for the wall with tolls; anyone who crossed the border, which would include a lot of Americans, would be paying. Wadda maroon.

[Xipe Totec]

9. His head.

That's not spray tan he's wearing.

[Laelth]

3. OMG. Really?

He’s doubling down on one of the stupidest things that he has ever said in his life. “Mexico is going to pay for the wall.” Unbelievable!



-Laelth

[Claire Oh Nette]

4. about his reading level....

Damn...
dunno how to post an image.


[link:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Tollbooth|

[Make7]

8. Just put the web address of the image in your post and it should display the picture.

The URL needs to end with an image extension (e.g. .jpg, .gif, .png).

Posting the image address from Wikipedia into a post here...

  https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Phantomtollbooth.PNG

... should show this:

[riversedge]

5. FUTURE TENSE: #TRUMP--"But we're gonna charge a small fee at the border. You know, the toll booths."

HA HA. ANOTHER PROMISE.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[Beartracks]

6. Somebody's gotta go back...

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[Nevilledog]

7. Ha!

[Tribetime]

12. Just what I was thinking

[Atticus]

10. Don't quit your day job, dude. Your material is LAME! nt

[Blue Owl]

11. Pennies on the Dotard

n/t

[dalton99a]

13. The cult probably believes it.

[chriscan64]

14. "The media never reports

things that just popped into my head and out of my mouth"